Chapter 904 Chapter 904: I want DingTalk (Part 2) [Please vote]
Everyone looked at Shen Tang going crazy.
Even though they don’t know what nails are, the fact that their lord is so popular seems to be a good thing. Qin Li asked in his usual gentle voice: "My lord, what is Dingding?"
Shen Tang’s eyes sparkled with yearning.
"DingTalk, that is an enterprise-level smart mobile office platform! With it, monarchs and ministers can communicate at any time and anywhere. Gongsu, think about it, what should I do if I can't get up early in the morning in the cold winter? You can use DingTalk to click Mao , our monarchs and ministers can meet in the same way as the annual meeting of the Gods Meeting just now. It saves us the pain of going to the morning court hungry and cold, do you think so?"
Qin Li couldn't tell what was wrong for the moment.
I can only follow my lord’s will and say, “That’s right.”
Officials serving in the royal capital must attend court meetings regularly, usually starting very early, while officials who live farther away often have to get up in the dark. The duration of the court meeting was uncertain. In order to maintain dignity, officials basically did not dare to eat or drink for fear of having a stomach upset, constipation, or urgent urination. After the court meeting is over, officials will go to their respective official offices to start their work for the day.
With the current level of diligence of the Lord, one can fully imagine how early the court meeting will start in the future. If this magical tool can be used to click the button in advance, it will indeed save officials the pain point and save the time on the road and waiting for the court meeting. The key is that there is no need to Hungry.
Shen Tang: "Gong Su also thinks it's good, right?"
Qin Li: “That’s good, but how to do it?”
This method must be a secret secret of the inner branch of the Gods Association. Even if Qi Yuanliang becomes the head of the outer branch, it will be difficult to have access to such core secrets, right? As he said that, he looked at Qi Shan and said, "My lord is considerate of your subordinates, so you should do your best."
The joy on Qi Shan’s face due to his successful promotion to the head club disappeared in an instant. Needless to say, Qin Li would also help his lord fulfill his wish. But when you say this, the taste is completely different. What kind of truth is this? Qin Li was clearly causing trouble for him.
Gu Chi: “…”
Do these people know how terrible "nailing" is?
They all jumped into the fire pit eagerly, it was so cruel.
He pretended to cough: "Ahem, in fact, we can all use Wenqi incarnation flexibly, so we don't have to worry about the court meeting..."
If you really can't make it in time, let the incarnation of Wenqi go and order it.
I have plenty of time to travel and have a good meal.
There is no need to be fooled by the master just for such a small profit. What is this called? This is called losing a big thing because of a small thing, and losing one's appearance because of a small thing! My lord is a drunkard now and is not interested in drinking. These people are careless. Be careful and you will regret breaking your thigh!
Naihe, before he could finish his words, Shen Tang gave him a warning look.
Those beautiful almond eyes are full of awe.
Forcibly asked Gu Chi to swallow the rest of his words.
No one else paid attention to this detail.
Gu Chi is the best at figuring out the lord's thoughts. He either sings along with the lord, or simply acts as the lord's mouthpiece. If he doesn't have a good mind and has a good relationship with them (excluding Luan Xin), otherwise he will be regarded as a sycophant wherever he goes.
In a nutshell—
Just listen to the Lord.
Gu Chi: “…”
Among these people, it’s just those who don’t know his way of being a scribe. The few who do know dare to think this in their hearts. What’s the difference between this and shouting in his ears? Totally provocative! Gu Chi immediately felt like a mute eating Coptis chinensis.
Qishan told the information he knew: "...I don't know what else is going on, but before every annual meeting of the Gods Association, they send their envoys to **** something to various places. When the annual meeting is over, they send the thing back. Maybe this thing That’s the key…”
"what?"
Everyone's curiosity was also aroused.
"A ball, something that looks like a Luban ball. I remember it was only about the size of a fist, but it was packed in a heavy square lead box that was as tall as a person. I once took a look at it from a distance..." Qi Shan tried hard to recall the situation that day, "Danfu Wenxin Very uncomfortable."
Getting closer will make you feel countless goosebumps on your skin, and an indescribable coolness will penetrate your body and turn into burning heat.
It will be much better if you use your literary spirit to resist it.
Lin Feng whispered: "I feel the same way."
When Luan Xin said "dirty" before, her feeling was similar to what Qi Shan described. From this point of view, the "Luban Ball" caused the skyrocketing "pollution" content in the air? Are these "dirty" smells the key?
At this time, Luan Xin looked in a certain direction.
“The remaining filth has gone in this direction.”
As if there was something there slowly absorbing them.
If the initial "pollution" in the air is compared to ink, at this moment a drop of ink has been diluted over and over again, only a little more than usual. It is difficult to detect without paying attention.
Qi Shan said: "Are you sure this is the direction?"
"Yes." Luan Xin confirmed that this "dirtyness" made him uncomfortable. Although it was not fatal, it was like an ant biting a person. The pain was small but it could make people irritated. He speculated, "After we come out, the energy of heaven and earth will A lot of the mixed 'dirty' disappeared, and Luan suspected that the gods might have relied on this 'dirty' energy that existed between heaven and earth to have such magical skills?"
Qishan: “It’s not impossible.”
There is indeed a lead box placed in that direction and someone is guarding it.
Even attendees cannot approach easily.
Shen Tang lowered his head and thought about the possibility of this guess.
She was not surprised that the Society of Gods was able to hold online remote meetings. After all, it was inextricably linked to human civilization, or the modern civilization in her mind. The internal association must have passed down some past records. With the help of these records and the current world's "words are spoken, laws are followed" rules, it is not impossible to achieve this. If Shen Tang's guess is true, the "Holographic Remote Online Technology" of the Society of Gods borrowed information from modern civilization. So, there must be something in common between the two.
These commonalities are the key to unlocking the key.
Suddenly, an extremely vague idea flashed through her mind, and she caught it. She asked a seemingly unrelated question: "I'm curious about why Yan Ling transformed into a blue bird to send messages, and the blue bird can accurately find the recipient of the letter."
“There is not much way to get to Pengshan.”
Colorless air mass quickly condensed in her palm, stretched and stretched in an instant, turning into a thin blank letter.
“The blue bird is diligent in visiting.”
She didn’t write anything. The bird turned from the blank letter was light and vigorous. Its wings flapped and hit Gu Chi’s nose.
Shen Tang retaliated a little and became angry: "I will temporarily call the speech spirit that can transmit information like the blue bird the communication speech spirit. After the speech spirit is used, it can accurately transmit information. The more information content, the closer the linear range to the target. The further away the blue bird is, the bulkier its body will be, and the more literary grace it will take to send a message once, and it can only be sent to people with specific information."
As for the specific information, it actually means that we have met each other and know the exact content of the other person’s Wenxin Monogram/Wudouhu Talisman.
Shen Tang didn’t think much about it before.
After all, this world where words are easy to follow has smashed the coffin of science. No matter how much imagination and understanding you have, the world will be weird, and past cognition is of little use at all. Now, she wasn't sure. Perhaps behind the seemingly imaginative and omnipotent Yanling, there are actually certain rules that are running silently? Is it logical for Qade Bird to find someone?
Emmm—
Just like in the era when the Internet was underdeveloped, sending a text message/MMS message cost money, and buying a 10MB data package cost three yuan. If you don't buy a data package, your phone bill will go bankrupt in minutes. Communication is also very time-consuming, so why isn’t this considered a fee?
“The blue bird transmits words...” Shen Tang asked, “Why can the spirit of no words transmit human figures?”
The skills of the Society of Gods should be more than just portraits, and more advanced than simple portraits. This can be seen from the fact that Gu Chi's scribe's method still works on those phantoms.
Shen Tang doesn't want to do so much. She just sees local officials all the time, realizing flat management, so that the orders of the capital court can be delivered to various places more accurately and effectively, and by the way, she can catch those with the "Tiangao Emperor" Officials who have "far" dreams, let them know that His Majesty's sword is always hanging on their necks, so that they dare not act arrogantly...
By the way, let’s catch some salted fish and paddle in the water to eat dry food.
What bad intentions can a lord who is dedicated to his career have? She just wants to build a better Kang country. Why not satisfy her with such a simple wish? It’s not like the stars in the sky, just a version of Yan Ling Dingding exclusively for King Kang’s court, that’s all!
No one said that Shen Tang’s idea was unrealistic.
All the gods have done it, proving that it is possible.
only-
Xun Zhen asked a key question.
"It takes a lot of literary energy to write just a few words on a letter, let alone a portrait?" It doesn't take much to know that the literary energy required for a portrait is dozens or even hundreds of times that of a bluebird text. Factors such as distance and time will also consume literary energy. Make an impact.
A little extrapolation shows that even Wen Gong Dacheng will not last long. The cost-effectiveness of this communication method is too low.
It is not as convenient and worry-free as sending a message via Bluebird.
Lin Feng was worried: "But the gods will hold an annual meeting, and the participants include the entire continent. How vast is it?"
According to this, the amount of "dirt" consumed by the Gods for an annual meeting would be an unimaginable amount.
Or-
That kind of "dirty" is more powerful than literary spirit?
"The annual meeting of the Association of Gods is not held every year. Most of the time, local branches organize their own activities..." Shen Tang tapped his fingers on the table and asked, "Yuanliang, can it be held twice a year or two years in a row? precedent?"
Qishan gave an affirmative answer: "From nothing."
Shen Tang said: "Do you not want to, or can't?"
Everyone had an answer as soon as they thought about it.
They are more inclined to "can't".
Then, the significance of convening the annual meeting has another interpretation - it is a means used by the inner chamber to maintain a sense of mystery and shock the elites of the outer chamber! The members of the Society of Gods are all people at the top of the pyramid. The biggest characteristic of such people is "arrogance"!
If not deterred, will these people comply?
I'm afraid that they have long been planning in secret how to turn away from guests.
Tianhu starts the game, and the flying dragon rides on his face!
Unification of the world is just around the corner!
Kang Shi couldn't help but say something disappointing to break the silence. "If the inner council of the Gods Association has to save up for several years before it can dance once to the Great God, let's—" Before he could finish his words, Shen Tang threw him a [Speechless and Soundless], and his eyes widened in shock.
Shen Tang endured the veins on his forehead and said, "Don't talk."
Kang Shi had such a crow's mouth that he could curse anything that was certain: "According to analysis, the 'Luban balls' that are tentatively scheduled to be distributed to various places are the source of supply to activate the spirit of this annual meeting. It can Absorbing unused 'dirt'... Is it enough to store it for three to five years for an annual meeting?"
As for how to target people?
Just like the Blue Bird Messenger, do you need to obtain target information?
Shen Tang glanced at the few people wearing false vests present, and silently crossed out "true information" in his mind.
"The problems we have to solve now - first, find the spirit of speech; second, provide sufficient 'qi' for the maintenance and activation of the spirit of speech. If you can use 'dirty' internally, we can use literary energy, martial energy, and ink energy. The key is how to store it? Speaking of storage, I remembered that when I had a fight with Gongxi Qiu, I would habitually inject martial energy or literary energy into the weapons for attack. Is this considered a carrier? But the weapons transformed by warriors cannot Maintaining it for a long time is also a problem.”
Shen Tang fell into his own thinking world while talking.
Everyone looked at each other: “…”
Just hearing what their lord said, they felt extremely complicated, let alone putting it into reality - Lord, is this weird thing called "Ding Nail" really necessary?
They used their eyes to blame each other.
I hope to stand up and persuade the lord to give up his thoughts.
For a court meeting, I won’t embarrass myself so much. If it doesn't work, just tell Gu Wangchao and allow the incarnation of Wenqi to go to Dianmao. Which of these literary scholars here is not capable of "half-heartedness" and "multi-tasking"?
As for other future courtiers?
Haha, these words and spirits can be listed as inspection items.
Just when everyone was about to push out the unlucky guy, Shen Tang felt blessed: "I thought of it, it's 'non-attack'."
Everyone: “???”
Why is it related to the "non-attack" of the sword ruler again?
Shen Tang hurriedly explained his idea: "I guess you have never come across 'non-attack'. I have played with this thing in my spare time. No matter how much I pour it into, it is like a bottomless pit and cannot be filled at all. However, its material will Changes occurred. Out of curiosity, I tried to take the time to pour Wen Qi into it, but the 'non-attack' could not be used no matter what, and the hardness was frighteningly high."
High hardness and strong toughness.
It’s a pity that it is not lethal in itself.
Gu Chi could barely keep up with his lord's mind, which was like a bottomless pit. In the eyes of others, the two of them were playing a double act: "My lord, you mean to use 'non-attack' to solve the storage problem?"
This method is really tricky.
"Jian Ai" is Mo Zhe's token, "Fei Gong" is equivalent to Mo Zhe's elixir palace, and the elixir palace itself can be stored.
“Fei Gong” can indeed be used as a load-bearing container.
As for automatically attracting the energy of heaven and earth?
Whether you are a scribe or a warrior, once you open a pill palace, your literary heart/martial spirit will automatically operate without taking the initiative to practice, slowly absorbing the surrounding heaven and earth energy for tempering and absorption. If the efficiency of active cultivation is 100, the efficiency of automatic operation is 1. It's slow, but it's being absorbed.
Shen Tang smiled and said, "Why not?"
Speaking, he pulled out a hard "non-attack".
Yes, after she was elected as the "Juzi" by a group of Mohists, she also had this thing. Her literary and martial spirit could be freely transformed into a completely non-offensive Mohist spirit. Compared with Bei Jiu, the "non-attack" in Shen Tang's hands is more simple and restrained.
She flicked the "non-attack" ruler with her fingers.
“The literary energy that was poured into it last time has not disappeared.”
Everyone: “…”
Storage is the most troublesome part. To solve this problem, the rest will be simple - they don't know what kind of word spirit the gods will use, but they know the final effect of this word spirit. They can just develop and study in this direction.
But there is still a trace of doubt in my heart.
In order to save some time for the courtiers to sleep, eat and travel, why did the Lord mobilize so many troops and work so hard?
They felt weird, but also a little moved.
Gu Chi, who sees through everything: “…”
The lord didn't seem to tell them that the people she mentioned were not only court officials from the royal capital, but also local officials.
What a sin.
The main character sneaked into the Society of Gods, and the first people to suffer retribution were not the members of the Society of Gods, but their subordinates.
With the appearance, Shen Tang was in a good mood.
She feasted at the banquet and cooked more than a dozen buckets of rice. The food could not be served as fast as she showed off the food. It was estimated that the chef's spatula would have left an afterimage. The annual meeting of the Association of Gods lasted so long that Shen Tang thought they were going back hungry.
I didn’t expect to take care of the food.
It’s just that other members’ faces don’t look good.
Who is here for this meal?
This "Tan Shao" ate so fast and violently that they couldn't ignore it even if they wanted to. The dozen or so members who wanted to negotiate the deal were also distracted, and their attention was interrupted again and again, and they all focused on Shen Tang's table. Finally, someone just couldn't stand it anymore.
“Don’t you always give him something good to eat in the Qizhu Society?” His tone was yin and yang, and you could tell at a glance that he was a lackey of the former main society.
“I haven’t eaten your food, why are you feeling sad?”
After being promoted to the main club, Qishan is too lazy to be careful. As long as the main club does not betray the Gods Association, he can usually be re-elected until the next annual meeting. If you pray for good, you will never show your loyalty to the gods.
Since you have never been loyal, you cannot betray.
Social animals are forced to build teams and save money for the company, which is so cheap.
The former lackey of the main club choked on these two words and almost fell down.
“You, you deceive others too much!”
“Haha, is this the first day you’ve met Qi?”
Other club members also changed their expressions. Some who were close to this person wanted to stand up and speak, but were forced to retreat by Qishan's look. However, not everyone was afraid of him as the head of the club. Wu Yuan wanted to open his mouth to be the peacemaker and win over the members who didn't like Qi Shan. It would be convenient to come back to do business and cooperate. However, as soon as he finished speaking, he was completely blocked by Qi Shan's words.
"And you, too! If you still care about grain and don't want to be stuck in the Northern Desert next year without receiving a batch of goods, you should stay less involved and talk less. In the land of Kang State, I pray that someone dares to say two , no one can say anything! Unless the dead! What nonsense the dead say in front of the Hall of the King of Hell, Qi Mou has nothing to do with it."
Wu Yuan: “…It doesn’t have to be like this.”
Qishan hit him within seven inches.
He sat down with a stern expression.
Others have different ideas.
This "evil plot" successfully obtained the position of the main club, and finally revealed its true face, arrogant and domineering, and a villain who got his way. I just didn't expect that the female monarch of Kang State was really his puppet. Several of the members present here are from aristocratic families in China.
They and the family behind them have all been tortured by Shen Tang.
I was so angry that my teeth itched, but there was nothing I could do.
I never expected that she was actually a puppet.
Co-author: Do they all hate the wrong person?
A cold feeling spreads in my heart, and I am frightened by the means of praying for good. They thought they had overestimated the evil plot, but unexpectedly they underestimated it. When you return to the family after the New Year's Party, you must tell your clan members to be careful and don't hand any clues into his hands.
With this commotion, no one said that Shen Tang was a loser.
Shen Tang saw that they couldn't eat enough and drank two more buckets.
Hehe, it’s too delicious.
This meal was very enjoyable.
The club member who had a holiday with Qi Shan or stood in front of the queue scrawled a few chopsticks, sat there for a long time with difficulty, made excuses and left in a hurry, leaving only one sentence: "Everyone has a happy new year, and if you have something to do at home, I won't stay with you for now." ".
They can run away, but the former main club cannot.
Handled by Qi Shan to drink and socialize.
He was on pins and needles and refused several times because he was too drunk. Finally, he relied on urination to escape temporarily. Qishan looked at his hurried back and narrowed his eyes slightly. The gloomy darkness in his eyes can make people shudder with just one glance. If you want to take a closer look, you will see that it is calm and calm there again, without any darkness at all.
"He ate, bloated, went to the toilet, and died..." He raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp. "It was cold and freezing, and the road was frosty. He went to the toilet in such a hurry, so it was best not to get into trouble."
Hearing this, someone’s hand shook and the drink spilled.
Kang Shi ate slowly: "Yes."
|ω`)
It’s the last three days of January again, and there are double monthly passes this month. Please vote~~ Does this chapter feel a bit long?
(End of this chapter)