Chapter 526 Chapter 526: Limited Edition Chunshan Tang (Part 2) [ask for a monthly ticket]
"Didn't the lord say he wanted it before?"
Chu Yao took the wooden ruler and asked her to raise her arm higher.
Shen Tang tilted his head and thought about it.
When did I say I wanted a small skirt? The only time, it seems to be two years ago in Xiaocheng Bandit Village? ? ?
"Eh... I think I said it..."
For Shen Tang, it doesn't matter what he wears, as long as he doesn't run around naked. Besides, men's clothing also has the advantages of men's clothing, which is generous and easy to move. Except for few styles and not so high appearance, there are no other problems.
Actually, many men’s clothing with tops and bottoms also have small skirts, but the colors are not bright and the patterns are dull.
Many of the common clothes of Wenxin scholars are like this.
but-
Who doesn't like a nice new outfit?
Immediately, a look of worry appeared on his face: "But Wuhui, if I wear women's clothing, will it cause unnecessary trouble?"
"My lord has grown taller in the past few months." Chu Yao bent slightly to measure the various data. Compared with the previous data, he was relieved, and then smiled, "Will wearing women's clothing a few times cause trouble? Literati are so romantic , and everyone has a love of beauty. Many scholars of aristocratic families love women's clothing, and wearing pink hairpins has become a common trend. The lord is young and handsome, why not wear it?"
Ordinary people judge men and women by their faces and clothes, but Wenxin scholars and warriors rely on Wenxin Monogram and Wudan Tiger Talisman. As long as you wear these two, no matter how feminine your face is and how graceful your figure is, um—this is still a man!
"My lord, don't underestimate the inherent cognition of the world."
"That's true."
Shen Tang muttered in a low voice, back then Chu Yao didn't believe either of them, forcing her to want to take off her clothes to prove her gender.
Chu Yao put away the wooden ruler: "My lord can grow even longer, and I will ask the tailor to enlarge the fabric of the clothes."
If the skirt is too long, you can sew it inward and put it away.
Wait until the body grows taller, and then disassemble it.
"Can it grow longer?"
After measuring the data, Shen Tang finally regained his freedom. Put your palm against the top of your hair, and make gestures with Chu Yao. Before her body grew taller, she reached Chu Yao's chest a little lower, and now she almost reached his earlobe: "Can it grow to more than nine feet?"
Chu Yao smiled and said bluntly: "Nine-foot-tall girls are not very good-looking. Just having a figure is not enough, the skeleton figure must keep up, and the overall shape will be beautiful. If the protagonist grows to nine feet, then the shoulders must be Two feet away."
It is difficult for a female skeleton to achieve this value. It's so tall that it looks like a long strip of cloth hanging from a distance.
Shen Tang said: "What should I look good for?"
What she wants is to look down on all living beings!
What she wants is to breathe high air!
Chu Yao: "According to Yao, it's seven feet five or six up to the sky."
According to Chu Yao's known experience, the two years from the introduction of Qi into the body to the opening of the Danfu can be regarded as the period of growth and explosion of Wenxin scholars. Except for very few exceptions, male Wenxin scribes were generally over eight feet tall. My protagonist is a female literary scholar, this experience can only be used as a reference. But considering that female skeletons are smaller than males, even if there is a gap, it should not be very big.
The height of the lord is considered outstanding among women. If he is taller, Chu Yao should worry about it.
Shen Tang pursed his lips: "It's only a little over seven feet..."
is far from the height of her dreams.
but-
It's man-made! !
Exercise more and supplement more calcium, I believe there will be miracles!
Although there are ready-made clothes for sale, the mainstream is still tailor-made and handmade. After finishing, let the customer wear it on the upper body and adjust the inappropriate place. The tailor heard that it was an order from the county government, so he started working overtime on the day he got the fabric.
It took me three days to try it on.
The data given by Chu Yao is very accurate, and the tailor has many years of experience, so the fit is perfect for the first try-on without adjustment.
"A perfect fit."
Let the tailor go to collect the wages.
It was sad to say it, since she came to this world, it was the first time for her to wear women's clothing, and she couldn't wait to show off.
Looking in the bronze mirror, he found that something was missing, so he invited the maid to help him comb a simple unmarried bun.
Wear two velvet flowers of the same color as the skirt.
Maid: "Mr. Shen, would you like some makeup?"
She barely averted her eyes.
I didn't expect Shen Jun to be so gorgeous in women's clothing!
"That's not necessary." Thinking about the ingredients of the current cosmetics, Shen Tang frowned and refused, she didn't want to eat a mouthful of lead powder. Swiping the maid back, I saw a sly look flashing across her eyes, she had a plan, and went to the government affairs hall of the government, ready to scare people.
Government Affairs Office, everyone has been busy recently.
The focus is on rebuilding the household registration, measuring and counting fields.
Those local snakes in Longwu County are really good at doing things. They catch a lot of hidden tenant farmers without household registration, and any family can clear out thousands of people. As little as three to five thousand, as many as nearly ten thousand.
Even though Shen Tang was prepared, he was also taken aback.
This appetite—
It is much bigger than the one in Heyin County.
"Thanks to the fact that Longwu County is not big, if it was bigger, their appetites would eat up the sky!" Shen Tang was so angry that he patted the table.
These heads are all tax money!
The most hateful thing is that they were caught upright and still had nothing to fear, and they even joined forces to put pressure on Shen Tang, forcing her to turn a blind eye to this matter. If she is willing, each household will offer a batch of filial silver grains every year.
If Shen Tang needs soldiers and horses, they will also cooperate. Everyone takes a step back and takes what they need. Don't push people into a hurry!
At this, Shen Tang almost laughed angrily.
After inquiring in private, I found out why they are so confident-their appointment as the governor of Longwu County, and even their appointment, were basically handled in this way. Because Longwu County is located in a remote area, although there is arable land, the output is not much. Even if it takes a lot of effort to operate, God will not give face, and the harvest will not be much. It is not enough for soldiers and horses to eat, wear and chew, and it will waste their energy.
What if you open one eye and close one eye?
The money and food provided by each household every year can feed the soldiers and horses in the territory, and the soldiers stationed at the border will not face the embarrassment of food shortage, and their income is relatively stable. For so many years, this tacit understanding has been maintained. But Shen Tang didn't play cards according to common sense.
Just do what you say, and do what you say.
Her territory cannot have a second principal!
For more than ten days in a row, the territory of Longwu County was filled with the lingering smell of blood. Although these noble gentry have supported the trilogy, they are nothing compared to the group of ruthless people like Shen Tang.
She is well-known as a teacher, and through surprise attacks, she breaks down one by one.
Shen Tang has always liked to act swiftly and resolutely.
Each family has not yet reacted, the most difficult one has been uprooted, and the remaining stragglers are not doing well.
It is fun to fight (fa) battle (money), but it is troublesome to deal with the aftermath.
These hidden tenants need to re-register their household registration. After the confiscated fields are counted, they must be allocated and rented out before spring plowing, and the available grain seeds must be sorted out... Time is very urgent. Chu Yao and others have not slept well for several days Sleep.
Among them, Xun Zhen, the master of introspection, worked the hardest.
He is good at planning, those government affairs that cats hate and dogs hate are quite well-behaved in front of him, and the work efficiency is extremely high.
but-
When Xun Zhen picked up the pen and ink, she keenly sensed the approach of the Lord's breath, raised her head subconsciously, and—
He rubbed his eyes violently with the other hand.
"My lord, my lord?"
Xun Zhen's words were somewhat hesitant.
This is the lord...
Or the main sister?
"Hush!"
Shen Tang put his fingers against his lips.
Fingered, pointed at other people who were working hard, signaling Xun Zhen to keep quiet. Although Xun Zhen was surprised, she could guess that Shen Tang was having a temper tantrum of a child and wanted to scare others. It's just a waste of effort, who here doesn't know she's coming?
He just smiled and said nothing.
as expected-
Everyone's faces were as usual, calm and composed.
Shen Tang scratched his face in embarrassment: "Don't be surprised...Cooperate with me, it's not interesting..."
Gu Chi took a sip of ginseng soup to moisten his throat.
perfunctory said: "You are handsome and beautiful, you are worthy of being the lord."
"I look good, and I still need your praise?" Doesn't she know that she is naturally beautiful and hard to give up? What she wanted was the reaction of everyone who was stunned by her eyes!
Gu Chi: "..."
My lord, show some face...
Qi Shan was irritated at work, so he raised his hand and pointed to the door: "Master, go to the Martial Arts Field to find Wenshi..."
Shen Tang: "..."
Looking at Shen Tang's furious back, Kang Shi held the hot water and said with emotion: "Speaking of which, the host's dress on the fair day is really rough. It's really amazing to restore the red dress now."
Designed to work and work all day long, he can't remember how long it's been since he saw a beautiful woman who was close to his eyes...
Unexpectedly, the beauty is by my side!
As soon as the voice fell, two murderous eyes came over.
One is a wronged cousin.
One is Gu Chi, a bad friend of his unjust cousin.
Kang Shi smiled awkwardly, and explained: "I don't have any other ideas, just a compliment, and absolutely no intention of belittling the lord..."
Only Xun Zhen looked at him curiously and confusedly.
"What is...recovering the red outfit???"
Everyone: "..."
Whoops, did they forget to say something again?
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The ruler in this article uses data from the Three Kingdoms period.
One foot is about 24cm.
Tangmei’s dream height is 2.16m_(:з」∠)_
PS: Added some daily word count, and this sentence is the full version.
PPS: After all, it is a world with extraordinary settings. Literary scholars and martial artists are nourished by literary and military energy, and their average height will definitely not be the same as that of ordinary people.
Female Wenxin literati are between 170-180, and Tangmei is 179 when she is exhausted, but she is not tall enough to make a bun.
For female martial arts fighters between 180 and 190, martial qi is stronger in catalyzing height and physique than literary qi. Affected by talent and strength, it can break through the upper limit.
Male Wenxin scholars basically have +10 on this basis, and warriors with courage +15.
PPPS: Therefore, Tangmei’s dream height is not an exaggeration.
(end of this chapter)