Chapter 265 Chapter 265: I have 【Ask for a monthly ticket】
Kang Shi didn't know how to respond for a moment.
He asked puzzledly, "The sack...for what?"
Or ask Qishan what color sack he likes?
Three big question marks seemed to pop out of his head.
Shen Tang choked when asked.
I don’t know how to explain that this is a meme?
Seeing Kang Shi asked for advice seriously, Shen Tang suddenly felt a little solemn, and started talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"This proverb comes from my hometown. It means seeing someone or something, thinking he/it is very cute, and wanting to take it home, so I ask the other person what color sack they like. Take it home with the sack that the other person likes, Express your love."
Hearing this, Kang Shi expressed disapproval.
"If you don't ask, it's considered stealing!"
Shen Tang: "..."
Kang Shi continued: "A dead object taken with a sack is regarded as stealing; a living person tied with a sack is regarded as a sale. A sale of a person is illegal imprisonment... How can such abominable acts of villains be possible?" Said it was an expression of love? It is absurd!"
The key to the question is that the person being asked is praying for good.
He expressed incomprehension and was greatly shocked.
Facing Kang Shi's distressed eyes, Shen Tang changed his words embarrassingly: "Ah, this...actually has another meaning..."
Kang Shi asked what the second meaning was with his eyes.
Shen Tang turned his head urgently and blurted out.
"The second meaning is—seeing that this person is not pleasing to the eye, I want to find a corner where there is no one and beat him with a sack. Going to set him up is a bit of a joke...I mean..."
Before he finished speaking, from the corner of his eye, he saw the two people who were fighting—Qi Zhan Wuzha Shan and Gu Zhan Wuzha Chi stopped at some point, and looked at himself with complicated eyes. The former's eyes were dark and dangerous, while the latter's eyes were smiling, and the corners of his mouth curled up.
When Shen Tang saw Gu Chi smiling like this, he knew that this guy was probably holding back his heart, so he said to himself, "Damn it!"
as expected-
Gu Chi deliberately raised his voice.
smiled and said: "Did Shen Lang ask for Gu?"
Although he called the lord before, and his position and whereabouts are clear, Gu Chi still habitually calls Shen Lang in front of others. He deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "Shen Lang". As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Tang saw that Qishan's eyes became more subtle...
The desire to survive went online instantly: "No, no, no, although I am asking for Wang Chao, my question is of the first importance!"
I am an innocent fish in the pond. Why did they implicate her when they set fire to the city gate? In his heart, he thought that with Gu Chi and Qishan's temperament, it would be sooner or later that they would be sacked by the other party.
Unexpectedly, Kang Shi made up for it.
He looked suspiciously at Gu Chi holding the unsheathed sword in his hand, then looked at Qishan's disgusted expression, and said with a half-smile: "Oh, so that's the case. I was worried that Yuanliang and Wangchao would fight against each other before, so I thought about it. Let’s make peace, it looks like I’m worrying too much.”
Pray for goodness: "..."
Gu Chi: "..."
Shen Tang watched the play with great interest.
Qi Shan said more than once before that the saber in his hand is not a decoration, Shen Tang just took him for bragging, and his body is not too thick, how many people can he handle with a sword? As a result, he drew his sword out of its sheath, good guy, the sword is sharp, and he still uses swordsmanship immediately, flexible and changeable, with ease. Gu Chi with a consumptive face made Shen Tang even more amazed, drawing a sword to fight was actually worthwhile!
Shen Tang watched the excitement and ate melons.
I don't know what to think of.
Suddenly he laughed.
Chu Yao, who was the only one who didn’t mess around with him, took his eyes off the battle—Qi Shan and Gu Chi’s swordsmanship was clearly on par, and they couldn’t hurt each other for a while—seeing Shen Tang showing his face, he felt a little better: “What did Wu Lang think of? Something fun?"
Shen Tang tried to suppress the arc of laughter: "I just suddenly remembered a witty saying from my hometown. It has some flavor and is indecent."
Chu Yao: "..."
Having seen Shen Tang's messy one-liners, he wisely kept silent, which can be called "indecent exportation", most of which are **** and fart. However, there was a newcomer Kang Shi who didn't know, he actually followed the question and asked what the joke was.
Shen Tang pressed his fist to his lips and coughed twice.
"It's nothing, just to praise people for their literary and military abilities."
Kang Shi looked puzzled.
A witty remark is an allusion, which is generally divided into two sentences. Shen Tang's answer is obviously the second half sentence, so what about the first half sentence?
Shen Tang said: "There's hypocrisy in the bed."
Chu Yao had a look of "it really is".
Out of vanity? ? ?
These words are indeed a bit indecent and tasteful, but Kang Shi is still puzzled: "What does this have to do with being able to read and write?"
Chu Yao: "..."
Shen Tang: "..."
Kang Shi has not yet turned the corner, Qi Shan and Gu Chi have already stopped their hands together, the two have a rare unity of stand and spirit - turn around and break Shen Xiaolang/Shen Lang's homework! Among them, the emotion of praying for good is the most urgent.
Why urgent?
Qi Shan is really worried that one day the witty words in Shen Tang's mouth will come true! Good guy, think about that absurd and terrible scene. Mr. Shen Xiaolang wanted to boost the morale of his own soldiers and strengthen the strength of the soldiers, so before the formation of the two armies, he opened his mouth and said, "There is a vain respect in the bed-can smell (text) can cover (wu) !
He doesn't know if the enemy will laugh at him, but he knows that his side is so ashamed and angry that he wants to dig into the cracks in the ground! This is absolutely not allowed to happen!
Gu Chi who heard the whole voice: "..."
Qi Yuanliang's assumption is really scary! !
What's even more frightening is that it seems, maybe, maybe... it's a little bit possible to happen to Shen Tang! !
Zhao Feng looked at the noisy people, and fell into a strange silence of self-doubt—the Qi Shan in front of him was completely different from the Qi Shan he knew. I can't understand why my husband (Qin Li) is so afraid of this person.
Zhao Feng was once an elite who was carefully cultivated by a certain lord of Qishan. He also knew that the death of the former lord was inseparable from Qishan, and he also knew that the latter had the nickname of "evil conspiracy". But he didn't have much friendship with Qishan, at most they met face to face and said a few words.
Not close friends.
I got more understanding from Qin Li.
Now looking at Qishan, he is a very cheerful young man... Is it too much for my husband (Qin Li) to be so jealous of him?
With doubts, Zhao Feng immersed himself in his own work.
When it was about to fall into the night, the slow-moving team stopped again, buried pots and cooked food on the spot, and the soldiers went to fetch water in the direction that the scouts had scouted. Zhao Feng and Gong Shuwu arranged patrols and guards to guard against possible sneak attacks.
Speaking of Gong Shuwu—
Zhao Feng admired this person very much.
He could tell that the trilogy under Gong Shuwu's tent were all miscellaneous names, and it might not be long before they were subdued, but under Gong Shuwu's training, they already looked decent and the discipline was acceptable. Although it has not reached the level of prohibition, it can be used barely.
It is necessary to know the private tribe formed by each brave fighter, and each soldier is carefully selected and trained through years of training. Those two hundred-odd miscellaneous titles can't compare with his own private trilogy, but the performance is not too bad.
This is not easy.
This shows that Gong Shuwu does have a way of training soldiers, so Zhao Feng went to exchange with him to learn from him, and he was familiar with it after going back and forth.
Soon, Zhao Feng noticed that one of the group of miscellaneous brands was quite eye-catching, and his height and physique stood out from the group of miscellaneous brands.
After arranging the trivial matters, Zhao Feng sat down and took a sip of water, but his gaze fell firmly on Li Li, his fiery eyes almost piercing through the latter's clothes, to feel clearly the direction of every inch of the texture and the condition of the bones. He has sharp eyesight, how can he not see the talent of raccoons?
He said: "This is a good seedling."
Feeling itchy, wanting to poach someone.
If he can dig Lili here and cultivate it well, he must be his most useful right-hand man, and he may be able to take over his position in the future and serve the Lord—even though Zhao Feng is not too old, but he is already thinking about his own. It's a funeral.
Gong Shuwu saw that he wanted to poach people.
said lightly: "It's just a pity."
Gong Shuwu shook his head and explained: "It's a pity that Lili is not a warrior. Although he is talented, his bones are top-notch. However, when he was young, he was poor and had no way to get into martial arts... It was a waste."
Zhao Feng's fiery heart was extinguished all of a sudden.
Look at Lili and Gongshuwu.
Eyes filled with the words "Are you lying to me", Gong Shuwu laughed: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, you can ask him to come and have a look."
Let Zhao Feng down, Li Li is really not a warrior.
Just as he was about to sigh, he clung to Li Li's wrist and let out a sudden snort, drawing the attention of Gong Shuwu on one side. Under Li Li's puzzled gaze, Zhao Feng pinched his wrist and moved towards Gong Shuwu.
"Brother Banbu, look at his meridians..."
Li Li's heart skipped a beat.
How is his meridians?
Although Gong Shuwu was puzzled, he still put his hand up and carefully felt the meridian that Zhao Feng said—taking care of the meridian, his face suddenly changed, his eyes were rounded in shock, and he was staring at something. Tanuki who doesn't know anything.
Lili was a panic.
Whether it’s good or bad, tell him anyway.
Could it be that he has some incurable disease?
At that moment, Lili even thought about where to bury himself. His grave must face the direction where his wife is...
result-
He understands what is meant by "great sorrow and great joy".
Gong Shuwu said in surprise and joy: "It's Wu Qi..."
Three simple words fell into Lili's ears like thunder on the ground, making his ears buzzing.
Boom boom boom—
Heartbeat is strong and powerful.
At this moment, his world fell into silence, and he could not hear any sound except the powerful beating of the heart in his chest.
Is it... Wuqi?
Does he have martial energy in his meridians?
When did it happen?
Li Li gripped Gong Shuwu back forcefully, nervous, excited and timid... All kinds of emotions rushed into his heart, his eyes widened until the corners of them almost burst. It took him a while to find himself, and he asked in disbelief, "You mean—there is martial energy in my meridians?"
Gong Shuwu frowned, and Li Li's heart also tugged.
Zhao Fengdao: "It's very weak, but it does exist."
Gong Shuwu nodded slowly and affirmatively.
Lun Li was short of breath, staring blankly at his palm.
Just when the two thought he was frightened, the half-kneeling Lili suddenly jumped up on the spot, jumped up and down, grabbed someone and shouted: "I have it, I have it—I really have it!" There it is!" He didn't even pay attention to who was arrested.
Bai Su: "...???"
Ecstasy to the "crazy" raccoon power transfer target.
He grabbed another soldier on patrol, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shouted: "Hahahaha, I have it!"
The soldier who was captured was stunned.
Shrinking his neck in fright.
Fortunately, Lili didn't catch him for too long, but shifted his target to the next one, shouting and laughing at everyone that he had it. If someone asks him what he has, Lili will pat his firm abs twice: "It's here!"
"Hahahaha - I really have it! I have it!"
As for whether the person caught by him to share his joy—for example, Bai Su—would be stunned in place, that has nothing to do with him.
Bai Su turned her head in bewilderment, and exchanged glances with the woman who took care of her. After a long time, she looked down at the position of her abdomen, raised her hand to caress it, and murmured incredulously: "So, men can also conceive. This, this is really unheard of."
The woman was also frightened.
Hearing Bai Su murmur, she was also in a daze: "But, look at his flat stomach, shallow pulse, patting his stomach so hard..."
Seeing that Li Li was overjoyed to the point of "madness", and seeing that he is not too young, the road to seeking a child is quite difficult... No matter how happy he is, he can't treat the child in his womb so roughly.
Accidentally dropped it, so I couldn’t even cry.
The woman shook her head with emotion, and on second thought, it might be "becoming a father/mother for the first time", and it is also possible that she forgot her sense of proportion when she was so happy.
The temporary camp is not big either.
After such a toss by Lili, Shen Tang also heard the wind.
At the beginning, I also misunderstood it, but after thinking about it, I understood why.
Just as he was about to call Lili to find out the situation, Lin Feng ran over and said that Mrs. Bai Su had something to do with her, so Shen Tang could only temporarily postpone the matter of Lili. Goodbye Bai Su, her expression completely lost the previous guard: "Is the white lady much better?"
Bai Su steps up to the previous blessed body.
Shen Tang's eyes were sharp and his hands quickly pulled her back.
"Surprised" said: "Miss Bai Su, what are you doing? If you want to thank you, haven't you already said it before? Why do you need to be so polite?"
Bai Su ignored Shen Tang's obstruction.
Look stubborn and resolute: "This time I don't want to thank you."
Shen Tang showed no embarrassment.
Bai Su continued: "It's to apologize."
Shen Tang was "perplexed": "Where does the apology come from?"
"The slave family didn't know the righteousness of Lord Shen before, but they used the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman. They are ashamed, so I apologize."
Shen Tang heard this was the matter.
His expression was always gentle and gentle, without any displeasure.
She said: "I still think it's a big deal. It's normal to be wary when facing strangers. How can it be the fault of the white lady? It's okay to misunderstand for a while, and there is no need to apologize."
Shen Tang said so, but Bai Su didn't think so.
She doesn't want any good person to suffer "wrong".
In the past two days, she watched everything with cold eyes.
Find out the basics of the common people who follow Shen Tang.
Everyone is grateful to Shen Tang from the bottom of their hearts.
Bai Su knows that these things cannot be done through acting.
Even if you can act—
Show her a play, what are you drawing?
Bai Su has a clear conscience, but from the worldly point of view, she is indeed a little snitch—is it worth Shen Tang's daily consumption of so much food for the elderly, the weak, women and children, just to gain his trust?
Bai Su is not stupid.
She said: "Slave Bai Su, let Master Shen send me."
_(:3」∠)_
About the chapter said to always run this—
Generally, there are two reasons.
First, Shiitake edited sentences, made typos, and lacked smoothness...
Second, purely because of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Mushrooms are often used in 17-point fonts. Each paragraph is neat and tidy, so it is very comfortable. Hehe, when coding, I will consciously control the words of each line. Occasionally, if I miss it, I will modify it
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