Chapter 135 135: Not responsible for after-sales [ask for a monthly ticket]
"Show you something!"
Shen Tang almost blurted out these words.
Qi Shan took a step back and asked vigilantly, "What are you looking at?"
Shen Tang stopped pulling the belt, and tied the bow of the belt back under Qishan's inexplicable eyes. He actually saw a bit of embarrassment and embarrassment on the face of Mr. Shen who had always been "brazen", and his earlobes were so red that they were about to bleed.
"Yuanliang, don't talk yet, stop, stand there and don't move, I'm fine, you just think my brain was kicked by a motorcycle." After realizing what he said, Shen Tang clutched his forehead with a headache, He raised his hand to stop Qishan from coming forward, and he still didn't forget to shake the pot, "It's all because of you guys, who shouted 'Xiao Langjun' and 'Xiao Langjun' all day long, which made me really think I have such a part. "
Qi Shan raised his eyebrows: "What exactly do you want to do?"
Shen Tang: "I wanted to take off my shirt at first."
Qishan's eyes twitched, and he endured his temper and said: "The dew is deeper, why are you taking off your clothes for no reason? Are you afraid of catching the wind and cold?"
Shen Tang patted his thigh and echoed: "So I changed my mind in a flash, and I don't plan to take it off! Who told me that my body is full of punches and counts as eleven or twelve. What should be developed has not yet developed. Even if I take off my shirt, it is estimated that Li Li's upper body They look more like a woman than me!"
To be honest, the body of the poisonous spider is not unreasonable. Those muscles, that figure, and the ups and downs of the muscles have a unique sense of beauty.
In contrast to Shen Tang—
There is really no ups and downs.
Going shirtless will not attract crowds.
Maybe someone will say something - "No pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles, ribs are visible, and the ribs are too good to show."
"So I had to dismiss it halfway and take off my pants."
"If Mr. Shen Xiaolang wants to show respect, he can choose a place for himself." Qishan turned darker as he heard this, and turned to leave. Experience told him that Mr. Shen started talking nonsense again—this little gentleman is good everywhere, but it's a pity It has a mouth.
"Yuanliang, don't leave first, I really intend to be honest with you... Bah, tell me everything, if you miss this village, you won't have this shop." Shen Tang stretched out her hand to stop the praying who turned around mercilessly, and in the end it was her inspiration A flash of words successfully made this woman stop, she said, "I didn't even tell Wuhui, the secret that even he doesn't know, don't you want to know?"
For the sake of "a secret that Chu Wuhui doesn't even know", Qishan is willing to allow three minutes of patience to listen to Shen Tang's nonsense.
He said: "Say it!"
Shen Tang then said: "Then I will continue talking—I was just about to take off my pants, and when you asked, I suddenly remembered a terrible thing—we are different from men and women. Although I am still young, Li There is a saying that "seven years old don't sit at the same table", I am already eleven or twelve, if I really want to do this, am I considered hooliganism? Fortunately, I stopped in time and the crime stopped."
Qi Shan sneered after hearing this.
"What does Mr. Shen Xiaolang want to express?"
"Express my gender!"
Qi Shan sneered: "Is that what you want to say?"
"Eh...Yeah."
Qi Shan rolled her eyes impatiently: "It's more deep and dew heavy, Mr. Shen, please go back to sleep earlier, don't dream."
Shen Tang's head was buzzing by his reaction, and his expression went blank—no, she was so frank, why didn't she believe it? Qishan took a long leg, Shen Tang trotted to keep up, and shouted unconvinced: "What is 'dream'?"
Does he have to wait a few years for this body to have a monthly letter or the development of secondary sexual characteristics is obvious before he believes that she is a woman?
"Is it so difficult to believe that I am a woman???"
Pray for kindness and speak out.
"Difficult, harder than going to the blue sky."
Ask yourself, Zhai Le looks more like a boudoir daughter than Mr. Shen Xiaolang. If Mr. Shen can save the black-faced man in the pigsty, maybe this funny nonsense can have some credibility.
Shen Tang: "..."
She has never been wronged so much in her life!
Sleeping on the bed, Shen Tang tossed and turned like a pancake and couldn't fall asleep. He couldn't help but sat up and knocked on Chu Yao's door. Chu Yao had a light sleep, and woke up soon after to open the door. He originally thought it was Lin Feng, but after thinking about it, the time was wrong.
It seems that the person is Goro.
"Goro, come in, but have a nightmare?"
Shen Tang gulped down the tea, and then her anger subsided a little. She believed that there are still normal people in this world: "Wu Hui, I'll tell you something, don't be afraid!"
Qi Shan, who was still asleep next door, snorted coldly when he heard the movement.
Chu Yao said with a smile: "Yao will not be afraid."
Believe more and more that Shen Tang had a nightmare. If it wasn't for the lack of sugar, he would have sent two for Wu Lang to taste, so that it could suppress children from crying at night.
Shen Tang asked seriously: "Do you believe that I am a woman?"
Chu Yao was taken aback for a moment, as if he understood something, and comforted him in a gentle voice: "Wu Lang, those are all nightmares, fake, not real."
He guessed that the content of the nightmare must be related to the silkworm room and castration. As the saying goes, "Think about it every day, dream about it at night", Goro has been thinking about castrating the piglets the next day, thinking that it is also possible that the dream happened to him . So he comforted him again.
"..." Shen Tang.
"Puchi—" the neighbor next door couldn't help but pray for good.
Shen Tang: "..."
She wants to strangle Qi Bushan next door to death right now!
"Wu Hui, don't you believe it?"
Seeing that Shen Tang changed his normal look, with serious eyebrows and eyes, and a serious attitude, Chu Yao felt a nerve in his head was touched, and he had a vague premonition, so he couldn't help being serious.
"Goro, you had a nightmare."
It’s not that Chu Yao has any gender discrimination—in fact, in this world, because of the literary mind and courage, strength is the first criterion for dividing. region, race.
As an old fritter who has been in the market and is used to seeing all kinds of life, Chu Yao has become very "down-to-earth" after more than ten years of ups and downs. However, "down-to-earth air" is not "down-to-earth mansion", there is really no girl like Goro in Yangjian...
Counting what Goro has done...
Hehe, who would believe it? ? ?
Seeing that Shen Tang was in a bad mood, he suggested euphemistically: "If Wu Lang is good at women's clothes, tomorrow, let the woman who is good at women cut two pieces?"
Powder powder can also be bought.
This is not a problem!
Shen Tang covered his face with his hands, feeling that jumping into the Yellow River would not wash him off: "Since you and Yuan Liang don't believe it, I won't force it. But I said my ugly words first, and you two will find out that I am a woman in the future, don't you Cry to me... I am not responsible for after-sales! Gender issues cannot be changed with current technology."
After sending away Goro, who was suspected of being a "Nightmare" to mess with him, Chu Yao looked back and felt that something was wrong.
He knocked on the door next door.
said: "Do you believe it?"
The room asked back: "Do you believe it?"
The two inside and outside the house fell into a strange silence.
The answer of the two is naturally not to believe.
Can-
Chu Yao: "If it is true, what should I do?"
"What are you going to do?"
Thinking of the way of scribes that I have supported for many years and the only time I started, I just feel that riding a tiger is hard to get off, and sighs lightly.
"The destiny is like this, it cannot be changed."
Qi Shan sneered: "If you can't change it, I can change it?"
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Xiaofang slept deeply and didn't come out to disturb her.
Ladder Ranking: The list of strengths and weaknesses, T0 is the strongest, this article will be regarded as the top of the pyramid of contempt chain.
(end of this chapter)