Chapter 126 126: Lin Feng is strange (Part 1) [Seeking a monthly ticket]
"Xiaofang won't go back today?"
Riding a pig to the halfway up the mountain, Shen Tang felt badly exposed to the sun. Sitting on the pig's back, she turned around steadily, changing from riding the pig from the front to backwards. When she caught Zhai Le, she suddenly found The topic of the chat, while teasing, crossed his legs.
"I thought your cousin would lock you up."
Zhai Le is both funny and puzzled.
"Access control? Why is there access control?"
When Qishan heard the movement, he turned his head and looked, and sure enough, he saw Shen Tang's strange sitting posture—riding a pig upside down and crossing his legs. He was not afraid that the black-faced man would suddenly bump up and down, and reminded in a low voice: "What are you doing?" Sitting posture? Youli, sit down!"
Shen Tang looked up at him, smiling for praise.
"I've been sitting pretty well. Hehe, isn't it great?"
Even she marveled at her balance ability.
Pray for goodness: "..."
Shen Tang made Qishan speechless in a few words, with a bit of "great victory" in his brows, he continued to chat with Zhai Le: "Of course it's because you are young."
Which elder brother would rest assured that such a young brother spent the night outside, still in a bandit den deep in the mountains, where birds don’t **** and chickens don’t lay eggs, and in the middle of the night, there are packs of wild wolves lying on the top of the mountain to accompany them to sleep. She must be worried about being Shen Tang.
Zhai Le was dumbfounded, and Qi Shan burst out laughing directly.
A boy of eleven or twelve said "you are still young" to a boy who is already a boy in an old-fashioned tone, which really makes people laugh.
Zhai Le pouted: "Brother Shen, I'm not young anymore."
"You said you are not young?"
But looking horizontally and vertically, he is still a high school student.
Zhai Le patted his chest: "Of course it's not young. Among the students who are about my age, there are already one or two children."
In Zhai Le's heart, he is already a man.
A man, what access control do you need?
He is such a big man, and he is still a seventh-class official. Even if he is thrown on the battlefield, he will not die. Xiaocheng really has nothing that can threaten his life. Naturally, my cousin will not interfere.
Worrying about him is better than worrying that no one will collect his enemy's body.
Shen Tang: "..."
Students in the second and third grades of high school...
The father of one or two children? ? ?
She couldn't equate these two identities.
In fact, most warriors grow faster than their peers, and Zhai Le can look about his actual age, thanks to his youthful face. If it weren't for the fact that his family was very cautious and critical of his marriage, he would probably have left the single.
Speaking of this topic, Zhai Le became curious.
What kind of woman would a wonderful person like Brother Shen match up with?
"Hey, what kind of lady does Brother Shen like?"
Shen Tang: "...Why do you like a lady???"
Can't she like a man?
Zhai Le laughed loudly and said: "Of course it's for the sake of playing with you with more people, that's great! That's what my father and mother said, but it's a pity that the ladies they see are too gentle and demure, I feel like playing with me Not together. Well, I wanted them to help me find someone who could fight, but I was too embarrassed to say..."
Pray for goodness: "..."
Beaver force: "..."
Hey guys, do you perform martial arts every day?
"Yes, yes, but it's really hard to find such a noble lady. I like archery, hunting and martial arts, and my future wife likes to talk about poetry and Taoism. We can't get together." Said, "It's very important to talk about it."
"...Although I feel sympathetic, but women don't have the heart and courage, even the best martial arts can't hold you back?"
Accidentally hit the headlines of hot news.
Hearing this, Zhai Le's mouth gradually disappeared, and he said regretfully, "That's right, why can't women have a literary heart and courage?"
It seems to be asking himself and Shen Tang.
Besides, Li Li's eyelids trembled, and finally there was a little wave in his calm eyes. This question is not only puzzled by Zhai Le, but also the unwilling question of many women all over the world when they dream back at midnight - why can't women have a literary heart and courage?
If any—
Maybe it would not be so powerless back then.
In the eyes of outsiders, the domineering and romantic poisonous spider has a completely different face in his memory.
The scene that impressed him the most was when she hugged him, and asked why women couldn't do it, sadly and unwillingly.
If there is a literary heart, who can manipulate her?
【Brother, I just want to raise a noodle that I like. 】
【Your favorite? a slave? shame! 】
【It’s not a husband, what’s the shame? 】
【You are ashamed to have a relationship with him! He is not even as good as the handyman who washes the bucket in the backyard. What do you care about him? Tall, good sex, good looks? But that’s all, when I turn around, my brother will help you get acquainted with a few Sibao County residents…]
【Brother! 】
【When you used to cry and make trouble, my brother didn’t say no to you, but this person really can’t do it. You can keep it for fun, but you can't be serious! You look at those flowers and plants outside you, let them know that they are not as good as this thing? No way, no way! 】
As the person involved, Li Li has no right to intervene, but he is very clear in his heart about the final result of the wrestling between the siblings—
There is no suspense, the wife who is widowed in her elder brother's house has no right to say "no" to the elder brother who gave her privileges.
Especially her brother's ultimatum—
With raccoon power, there would be no elder brother like him.
The only thing Lili could do was to ask to leave.
Just like the picture in the picture—he is tending and caring for a pot of rare and top-quality peonies. In the painting, he seems to take good care of the flower, but everyone knows that once he leaves the soil and the flower pot, the wind and rain outside the house will completely wither it.
Li Li fell into her own world, and vaguely heard Shen Tang's voice in her ear, she said: "I think... Maybe women can't have a literary heart and courage. It has nothing to do with a woman's body. Relationship. How did the first batch of literary mind and military courage come into being? The monarch held the national seal in his hand, and the ministers were divided according to their merits, and they were forcibly condensed..."
It was the first time for Zhai Le to hear this statement, and he suddenly felt fresh, but soon found a loophole, he said: "It's not that women can't sense the energy of heaven and earth, they can actually feel it, but they can't keep it in their bodies, let alone Unable to open up Dan Mansion..."
This is the key to the inability to gather literary heart and courage.
If it can be retained, it must be able to condense.
Therefore, it is generally believed to be a female body problem.
Shen Tang: "..."
She didn't know whether to say a word or not.
The woman in front of you is a woman!
It's a pity she can't speak.
Shen Tang was also curious, why did he have a literary heart?
Could it be that the Great God who traveled through **** saw her die too easily at the beginning of hell, so he forced a hang? She always felt that it would not be so simple, and there must be something inside that she didn't know.
At this time, Qishan joined the group chat: "Mr. Shen's guess is not unreasonable. When Shanshan was traveling abroad, he heard someone put forward a similar point of view. He said that to confirm this guess, it only needs a country to give birth to a woman. My lord, there are female officials in the court, and in the end, I will use my literary and military skills to see if I can condense my literary heart and courage... However, this is obviously impossible."
(end of this chapter)