Chapter 1217 Chapter 1217: I know how to detect hidden diseases (Part 2) [Please vote]
The deputy general, Gong Xiqiu, has followed him since he was still in Tang Guo's tent. Over the years, he has developed a pair of sharp eyes and can accurately distinguish the meanings of his general's various subtle expressions. Seeing the subtle look in Gong Xiqiu's eyes, the deputy general came closer.
Asked softly: “Does the master know these grasses?”
Looks like the roots of weeds and trees that can be seen everywhere in deep mountains and old forests.
Gong Xiqiu ignored him, but the rescued middle-aged man heard it with his ears. Wen Wenwen put down today's harvest and turned to look at the offending lieutenant. The deputy general was caught off guard and was almost startled by his eyes. After calming down and thinking about his embarrassing reaction, he tried to regain some dignity: "Are you a herb collector nearby? You have an interesting face. You have the look of an eagle watching a wolf."
The herb collector said in a displeased voice: "You are a young man who is an old herb collector, how can you still call it grass? Humph, you don't know the stuff."
The deputy general looked embarrassed.
The reaction was that my wording was inappropriate and made people angry.
He originally wanted to speak harshly, but when he thought of being lost and embarrassed, the group had no choice but to ask the herb collector to guide them. Adhering to the survival principle that he who knows the current affairs is the best, he immediately softened his attitude and apologized with a shy smile: "My father-in-law said You're right, this is indeed my lack of knowledge, please don't take it off and don't act like a rough guy."
The medicine collector calmed down after hearing this.
Out of the corner of his eye he noticed Gong Xiqiu’s gaze: “Do you know him?”
Gong Xiqiu regained his composure and answered accurately: "My family practices medicine, and I help him handle herbal medicines all the year round, so I know a lot about him."
Big brother’s bug will eat anything.
Although the recipes are extensive, they are actually very picky.
Jimo went out to practice medicine in autumn, and Gong Xiqiu stayed at home to take care of his ancestors in the house to prevent the riot of poisonous insects from affecting the neighbors. Gong Xiqiu has been exposed to many strange and strange herbs, and has solid theoretical knowledge, which is the same as treating long-term illnesses.
The medicine collector's expression softened.
After counting the number, he put on his backpack and was about to leave. The lieutenant stopped him hurriedly, fearing that this precious randomly refreshed guide would run away: "My dear, my dear, don't leave in a hurry. Can you help me? We can give you some help." Your money.”
Medicine collector is not a lucrative profession.
Those precious medicinal materials either grow on cliffs or in remote mountains and forests where there are no human habitations. These are places where snakes, insects, rats, ants, jackals, tigers and leopards roam. Even if you are not lucky, complex terrain may take your life away. He can't make much money all year round, and his life is always in danger, so he might as well help them, and the reward will definitely give him a three-year break.
A trade with guaranteed profits and no losses!
The medicine collector was not a broad-minded person. He was thinking about the offense the deputy general had just made, so he tried to avoid his outstretched hand.
Gong Xiqiu said: "Old man, please don't leave yet."
"Don't let people leave? What do you sneaky gangsters want to do!" A look of anger appeared on the brown and rough face of the medicine collector, and his eyes were cold when he looked at people. He patted and inserted it into his waist. A hatchet for chopping bushes, "I'm not afraid of you!"
Gong Xiqiu raised his hand to tell the deputy general to close the microphone quickly. He was responsible for explaining to the medicine collector: "We are a group of merchants who transport goods. I heard that Youguo is in urgent need of things. If we pass this batch of goods, we can make a lot of money this year." I made a fortune and got the goods together, but I didn't expect that the original guide was bitten by a poisonous snake and it was too late to save him. My brothers and I got lost here..."
The medicine collector looked at the group of people indifferently, grasped the hemp rope on his back, and said arrogantly: "What does this have to do with me?"
The deputy general couldn't help but open the mic with enthusiasm.
"Why are you so unreasonable, old man? If we hadn't passed by, would you have been able to come up if you had stayed down there? As soon as it gets dark, the wild beasts in the mountains will smell the smell and come over to add food. We are your benefactors anyway, why don't you help us lead the way? I don’t intend to let you, a white-collar worker, go out and give you money later to ensure that you don’t have to come out for a year and a half... Oh, why did you leave? "
Before the deputy general finished speaking, the herb collector refused to give him face and wanted to leave.
He rolled his eyes when he turned around.
The expression is all about the bad luck of encountering dirty things.
Where will the deputy general let people go?
He still wanted to stop him, but Gong Xiqiu stopped him first and said to the back of the medicine gatherer: "These medicines of yours are not old enough. They were dug out too early. Even if they are used as medicine, they will not have much effect and cannot be sold at a high price."
The medicine collector stopped suddenly and turned around to look at Gong Xiqiu, as if he was judging whether what the young man said was true or false.
“You think this medicine is not good?”
Gong Xiqiu said: "It has only grown for more than ten years."
Subtext—
How can these be considered good medicinal materials?
However, this cannot be blamed on the ability of the medicine collector. The blame can only be blamed on the courageous warriors for their amazing destructive power, and good old medicinal materials require time to accumulate to grow. Secondly, because most of the folk herb collectors are ordinary people, their penetration range is limited, and good medicinal materials are often grown in areas where few people have set foot, so encountering them requires more luck.
Gong Xiqiu has carefully observed that although the picking and preservation methods of the herb collector are somewhat rough, which affects the efficacy of the medicine, the medicinal materials he carries in his basket are considered to be the top of the medicinal materials that can be picked in this area.
Herbal Picker: "You can find someone who is older?"
The answer is that we can’t find it.
This debt can be traced back to the time when Zheng Qiao was in power and harmed the southwestern countries. At that time, there were constant skirmishes all year round, and the land was plowed by force. In addition, both sides of the border were worried that the dense vegetation would make it easier for the other side to hide and attack, so they simply burned it all. Not only was the area cleared, so the vegetation here basically only started to grow at that time. How old can they be?
Gong Xiqiu said: "My family has many."
The medicine collector's answer was just a sneer.
If Gong Xiqiu and the others were smart enough, they should move away from his sight at this moment instead of continuing to pester him and make him unhappy. If he was asked to find out where Gong Xiqiu's hometown was, he would have no choice but to come and get the medicine. If he was lying, he would make Gong Xiqiu and his whole family go to the Palace of Hell to ask why he was so stupid!
Gong Xiqiu added.
“I also have a prescription at home, which is much better than yours.”
At first I thought it was a medicine collector, but later I found that the person had a strange smell of medicine - to put it more simply, this person was pickled by the medicine. Gong Xiqiu discovered that the medicine he collected might not be for sale, but to treat himself.
Wouldn’t this matter be easier to handle?
His eldest brother can refine any kind of Gu.
The women took it to strengthen their bodies, and the men took it to strengthen their virility and detoxify.
The inexperienced herb collector suddenly became interested. He looked at the group of people and said, "Okay, just follow me."
He seems to be very concerned about Gongxi Qiukou's Chinese medicine prescription.
If this is mentioned, Gong Xiqiu has countless examples to say: "My eldest brother has a small room where he hangs a banner for patients who come to the door asking for medicine. If you want a boy or a girl, as long as the couple is of fertile age, there will be no one." Not as expected."
All kinds of difficult and complicated infertility diseases that the human mind can think of are all covered - these were his eldest brother's exact words. Gong Xiqiu was speechless, so he asked: "What about me?" I don’t have a wife, I don’t have a husband, but I just want a child? 】
At the same time, he also put forward tricky conditions: he cannot lose his Yuanyang!
The eldest brother glanced at him faintly.
Slowly he grabbed a Gu worm and put it in his hand.
【If A Nian had said this earlier, why would the Gongxi clan have to worry about not having enough people? This voodoo uses a woman's body scent as a lure. Find a girl you have a good relationship with and borrow some body scent from her. After seven or forty-nine days, the voodoo will mature and you can take it. 】
Gong Xiqiu looked at his elder brother with a dull expression.
【What will happen after taking it? 】
Gong Xiqiu was so frightened that he wanted to throw the bug back into his elder brother's face.
Thinking of the humiliation of this move, he even wanted to win back the victory and asked: "Does it have to be the scent of a woman's body that's seducing me?" Can’t men? Jimo Qiu looked at him meaningfully.
道: [A Nian is serious about asking this? 】
Gongxi Qiupin had an ominous smell: [Is this okay? 】
Jimo Qiudao: [God is omnipotent. 】
Gong Xiqiu had to make things difficult for himself, so he could only enshrine the Gu insects on the altar and use his divine power to fulfill the wishes of believers.
Gong Xiqiu trembled with goosebumps.
【No matter how omnipotent you are, you still have to follow the rules of men and women, right? 】
Jimo Qiu can only give his younger brother popular science: [The universe is infinite, the world is infinite, the big world is three thousand, and the small world is endless. What you call bisexuality is just here. In places you don't know, there are bisexuality, four genders, six genders... or even no gender... Brother, you can pray to Your Highness and ask her to help you find a suitable one. 】
E.g. budding and fragmentation.
There is always something that can satisfy your younger brother.
Gong Xiqiu: […]
The poor imagination cannot imagine how this can continue the race.
Jimo Qiu asked him: "Are you going to let me be your uncle?" 】
Gongxi's enemies are running away in front, and Hun is chasing after him, for fear that his eldest brother will sacrifice himself by any means in order to be promoted to uncle. However, if you take a peek and see the whole thing, there is no infertility in this world that his elder brother cannot solve, and he doesn't even need to take medicine.
Gong Xiqiu said: "But my eldest brother is very busy. To see him for treatment, you need to register. There is a fixed number of appointments every month, so it is very expensive."
There is even a word derived from .
Fengluo account is expensive. It costs money to buy an account.
The eldest brother's annual income is more than twenty times the annual salary of the general Gong Xiqiu. Even Gong Xiqiu would be jealous. What makes him even more jealous is that all the income is used by the eldest brother to worship the gods.
Of course, because of other illnesses, it’s not expensive to go to his elder brother: “If you want to have a baby, I’ll help you find a number from my elder brother.”
The medicine collector who was walking in front rolled his eyes at him and said mockingly: "Does your elder brother sell medicine to others and guarantee that it will be a boy or a girl? You will only receive money after it is confirmed? Although I learned my medical skills by myself, it is no worse than Everyone, Xinglin, is really capable.”
Gong Xiqiu is not angry either.
Just asked: "Why do you say that?"
The medicine collector said: "I am proficient in treating men's hidden diseases, and I can identify them accurately at a glance. There is no such thing as you. If your elder brother has this ability, why doesn't he treat you?"
The soldier who was leisurely listening to the chat: “…”
Ah, is this what they can hear?
Everyone looks calm on the surface, looking left and right, but in fact they are panicking inside, for fear that someone will silence them if they know the general's secret. Gong Xiqiu was also stunned: "Why are you calling people ignorant?"
Who has no more seeds?
The herb collector just looked at Gong Xiqiu with schadenfreude, as if seeing an unlucky guy like himself, and felt endlessly comfortable in his heart: "Young young man, don't you know that some martial arts totems and martial attributes will affect your own fertility? "
Not everyone is like this, but Gong Xiqiu is definitely among them.
Seeing that Gongxi Qiu Yuanyang was still alive and that his strength had reached this level, he knew that the young man had not left a few strands of blood in his fertile years, and naturally he would not have any more in the future. The medicine collector seems to have seen Gong Xiqiu collapse like himself many years later...
He was happier.
Perhaps we can study fertility treatments together in the future.
The deputy general hurriedly interjected: "How could this happen?"
He was too shocked to even care about the medicine collector's hidden problem. However, the medicine collector still hated him and said without mercy: "With your meager strength, are you qualified?"
He is so weak that he is too lazy to patronize him even if he is infertile.
Video General: “…”
This is indeed not an issue that he should be concerned about with his little strength.
The herb collector pointed in the direction down the mountain and said harshly: "You can just go in that direction. If you really get lost, you will end up in the sky. However, what I said is ugly - you idiots who can't even find their way there, so don't try to steal someone's hometown." Wrong thinking."
He seemed to have misunderstood that Gong Xiqiu and his party were here to steal the house.
The herbal collector has lived in seclusion for many years. He is obsessed with andrological medicine and various fertility remedies. He doesn't care about the troubles of the world. As long as he doesn't get involved in a war and destroy the medicinal materials and the garden he manages, what can he do with worldly love? Feel free to pull your hair.
Fame, fame and wealth are fleeting.
The deputy general and others did not see clearly. The medicine collector took one step forward and found that he was already at the foot of the mountain. He blinked again and there was no trace of him again. The deputy general immediately took a breath of cold air: "General, general, this person -"
Gong Xiqiu said: "He is an old man."
The deputy put his mind at ease: "Have you seen through him a long time ago?"
Gong Xiqiu’s words made his heart rise to the sky again.
"No."
He really didn't notice the problem with the medicine collector at first, but then he found out about it. Seeing that the other party had no intention of taking action, he adhered to the principle of doing more than doing less, and waited patiently to see what happened. His eldest brother prayed to him and asked God, but the result was a serious disaster, but he did not say whether the serious disaster was caused by the enemy or Gongxi Qiuziou.
I don’t want to admit it, but the other party may be stronger than me.
At such a close distance, if the opponent suddenly exploded, Gong Xiqiu could not dodge, but the lieutenants would surely suffer. This place is not a battlefield. There is no value in dying here. Gong Xiqiu looked at the direction in which the medicine collector was going: "If he is an enemy, he will definitely encounter him!"
I just didn’t expect that this opportunity would come so quickly.
The flags in Youguo changed hands, the walls of the royal capital collapsed, and wars broke out all over the country. The soldiers were like locusts crossing the border, searching the whole city for the Youguo clan, and killing them regardless of men, women, old or young! Qi Cang held a still steaming human head in his hand. The owner of the head had his eyes wide open and blood covering his face, but he could vaguely recognize him as the leader of You Kingdom.
Slightly bored, he said, "Why didn't Gong Xiqiu come?"
It’s really disappointing.
God seemed to hear his complaint and granted his request, sending a huge python down from the sky. The giant beast, which was almost unrecognizable as a python, crushed half of the hall with just its body. Gong Xiqiu was finally forced to take the empty road.
Qi Cang threw his head back, and two rays of light erupted from his eyes. He vaguely heard the blood in his body begin to surge and boil the moment the python appeared, and the seams in his bones were trembling and screaming. A long-lost impulse occupied every corner of his brain.
Densely packed with the same word—
kill!
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Alas, influenza A has been rampant recently, and no one in the house has been spared.
PS: I will fly home at noon on the 6th.