Chapter 1000: 1000: I’m under attack from both sides [Happy New Year’s Day, please give me the moon

“Mama likes Gong Shuwu very much.”

Gong Xiqiu silently watched Shen Tang reluctant to leave Gongshu Wu.

Even if he is not good at observing words and expressions, he can see it.

Shen Tang stood there and savored the feel of the big pink diamond: "Half Step is my general, how can I not like it?"

Though it’s not very ethical to think so.

However, half a step is really a millionaire now!

Gong Xiqiu curled his lips.

His previous contact with Mama was not long, nor was it in-depth. The latter always left the best impression on him, and with his own filters, many issues were ignored. Now that he has become half of the other party's bodyguard, he finds that Mama also has shortcomings.

Not only is he extremely poor, he also loves money very much.

He is so poor that even Gong Xiqiu sympathizes with him.

How can you grow so big if you are so poor? Is it all because of the northwest wind?

“Mama looked at Gong Shuwu just now, as if she was looking at a golden mountain, and she wanted to tear off a few of his ribs..."

Shen Tang smiled awkwardly: "Is it so obvious?"

Gong Xiqiu thought carefully about a metaphor.

“Well, obviously, he looks like a thieves.”

Shen Tang raised his foot and kicked his calf, threatening fiercely: "I am also a sacred object of your clan. Gongxi Feng'en, is this your attitude towards sacred objects? Be careful. When your elder brother comes back, I will sue you. Like, let’s see if he can slap you!”

If she slaps Gong Xiqiu, he will fight back.

If Jimo Qiu made a move, he would have no choice but to be beaten on the spot.

Gong Xiqiu had anticipated her move, jumped on the spot, and quickly stepped on her instep: "I'm just telling the truth, are you still annoyed that you are the leader of the country? What happened to the sacred objects? My duty is to protect them. Holy relics, bring the holy relics back to the coffin of the clan, not including anything else. If you were not Mama, let alone the holy relics, even if you are the great **** of the clan, I would not care."

No matter how fast he dodges, he can't stop Shen Tang from predicting his judgment.

The calf received a solid blow.

Gong Xiqiu was so angry that he wanted to kick him back.

In the end, both sides suffer.

Qishan limped into the camp with a cold face, his resentment was blacker than the ashes in the pot, and he said in a gloomy tone: "Have you had enough trouble, sir? Gong Xichou, since you are the general, You don’t know what you should and shouldn’t do?”

Gong Xiqiu has always been known as "The White Moonlight of Returning to the Country".

Since returning, he has been inseparable from the king.

Now he is still childish and playing around, where does he think this is? Deep inside the palace? Is Gong Xiqiu, this old barbarian, planning to make Ni Xing's title a reality? He is dissolute and has no shame.

Have no idea what "big difference between men and women" means!

Are you one of them?

When I thought about the sudden pain in my calf just now, and the embarrassing posture in which I almost fell to the ground in front of everyone, I became even more annoyed!

Qi Shan scolded Gong Xiqiu in front of Shen Tang.

Before leaving, she even gouged him out.

Gong Xiqiu muttered, pointed in the direction where Qishan left, and shouted that it was unfair: "Who is he? Why do you only scold me?"

He just kicked Mama three times, and Mama kicked him four times.

Obviously he was more aggrieved and suffered more.

Qi Yuanliang just scolded him indiscriminately, what a dog official!

Shen Tang stuck out his head to confirm that Qi Shan had really gone far, then retracted his head and said with a smile: "Of course he only scolded you, who made me the king of the country, his master. However, it's not like he didn't scold you. Didn’t I just criticize Sang and Huai? The words I scolded you were also scolding me. Gong Xiqiu, how did you offend Yuanliang? The look in his eyes before leaving, it felt so dirty. "

Gong Xiqiu: "...How could I provoke him?"

He didn’t like to deal with literati like Qi Yuanliang.

After so many years, I haven’t said a few words to each other.

Qi Yuanliang's anger came out of nowhere.

Shen Tang figured out some of the truth, and his eyes fell on Gong Xiqiu's braided hair: "Maybe... in Yuanliang's eyes, you are just a yellow-haired spirited young man who drives a ghost fire and blows up the streets? He has been a father for many years, and he is a bit like this His psychology is also normal."

Gong Xiqiu: “…”

He could understand every word Mama said, but he couldn't understand it when put together. It was very difficult to understand: "Will-o'-the-wisps blowing up the streets...yellow-haired...spirited guy? What is that?"

Shen Tang said quietly: "That's when every man reaches a certain age... and he doesn't stick to men. Anyway, he is a young man whose parents don't like him at this age. If you have a daughter who is raised by a noble and noble person, as soon as he reaches the age A young man with yellow hair and a carefree attitude held her hand and told you that he wanted to be with her, and your daughter also helped this boy speak..."

The more he spoke, the more silent Shen Tang became.

She looked at Gong Xiqiu and then at herself.

Suddenly he guessed Qishan's subtle thoughts. The scene just now could easily make a man of his age explode.

Gong Xiqiu scratched his head incomprehensively, and still didn't understand Willow Fire Huangmao: "Then let's be together. Just because my daughter likes this man doesn't mean there can only be such a man. This is not the only choice. Why can't we just follow our daughter's wishes? like?"

“What my daughter likes may not be what I like.”

“I really feel that my daughter has poor taste and is not good at choosing people. Why don’t she introduce a few of her favorites to her later?”

Therefore, Gong Xiqiu came to the conclusion—

I pray that Yuanliang has a serious brain disease.

Gong Xiqiu is just practicing boy's skills, which doesn't mean he doesn't have common sense in this area. After reacting, he knew why Qi Shan was angry. The contempt in his eyes was even heavier, and he blatantly applied eye drops: "Mama, Qi Yuanliang will not suspect that I have an affair with you." Legs, right? Don't say it's nothing, take a step back and say it's really something. Why is he angry? Strip away the identity of the king, you are also a strong man in the world, don't say you accept a man you like, even if you accept this man It's only natural to go and wash your feet with Mianshou, right? Could it be that he admires you? "

Shen Tang almost choked on his own saliva.

"Don't scare me. I like younger ones. Old flesh has no elasticity, and he just has the mentality of protecting the calf. It is better for the master to maintain a pure relationship of squeezing and being squeezed, so that there will be no psychological burden...Moreover, If you don’t know how to use metaphors, then don’t hit me randomly. Why don’t you just give me foot-washing water?”

Gong Xiqiu thought for a while: "That's not the case."

The greater probability is to break the opponent's legs.

He did not forget to pray for a good move.

“Mama, your ministers are too pedantic.”

Shen Tang coughed even more violently: "...Don't talk too much. As the saying goes, 'Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.' If one day you get out of the relationship and the woman likes another man, I Don’t you believe you can still sit still?”

Mother-in-laws like to give their sons women.

When you are a daughter-in-law, you want to be together for the rest of your life.

Hey, human nature is like this.

The so-called double standards are nothing more than choosing what is beneficial to oneself.

Gong Xiqiu said: "If a man is good enough to catch my eye, it's not impossible. This only proves that my partner has good vision. If she chooses a man who is inferior in every aspect, it means that she is blind. It’s humiliating to me.”

Shen Tang gave him a thumbs up.

“Anyone who doesn’t have double standards is a real man!”

Gong Xiqiu added another clause: "This is just a statement. How to do it depends on the specific situation."

Shen Tang: “…”

Co-authorship is also a flexible version of “no double standards”.

Even though it was during wartime, Shen Tang still had many memorials to deal with as the head of the country - even if she asked Qin Li and Gu Chi to supervise the country, there were still some memorials that she could not escape - she dealt with the memorials, and the public Xiqiu was taking a nap aside.

Unknowingly, all the candles in the tent were lit.

Gong Xiqiu glanced at Shen Tang several times inexplicably.

She said: “If you have any questions, just ask.”

I wonder how sensitive her strength is to outsiders' eyes?

Shen Tang: “…”

Nearly tore the memorial from He Yin.

Yinqi said: "Gong Xiqiu, do you want to hear what nonsense you are talking about? How can I be so charming that no one admires me?"

Gong Xiqiu asked: "Is it true? I don't believe it."

Shen Tang’s words are righteous: “If the family and the country are not settled, it is impossible to start a family.”

Gong Xiqiu said "Oh" casually, and it was clear that he didn't believe it. Shen Tang immediately got angry: "What are you doing?"

But Gong Xiqiu didn't answer.

Just looked at her with a very subtle look.

There is sympathy, pity, regret, and ridicule...

Shen Tang was so angry that he couldn't control himself and hit him.

“Gong! West! Qiu! Lao! Deng!”

Gong Xiqiu learns and uses it flexibly.

“Yellow-haired will-o’-the-wisp Mama?”

Gong Xiqiu was sprayed all over Qi Shan’s body.

You can hear him opening the mic enthusiastically from a distance.

Although Shen Tang was careful to impose a ban before taking action to prevent the violence inside the tent from spreading, he could not hide it from the outside world but could not hide it from Qi Shan. Qishan was so angry that he came to settle accounts before dawn. Gong Xiqiu looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile, his fingers twirling around his braid as he wandered around, not taking his verbal attacks to heart at all.

Gong Xiqiu came closer and said, "If you are not satisfied with the prayer letter, you might as well check it with Mama and select a few reliable ones to send."

Qi Shan’s blood pressure instantly soared.

Gong Xiqiu pretended to be sore and stretched his muscles: "Oh, my neck and my waist are a little uncomfortable. I am tired and haven't slept much all night, so I went to sleep. Qi Zhongshu is not young anymore." , it’s better not to get angry frequently.”

With a wave of your hand, not a single cloud will be left behind.

Mama, thank him for his kind deeds.

If you can really hug him from left to right, he will also have a share of the credit.

Pray for good deeds: “…”

He sighed to Shen Tang more than a dozen times in the morning.

Perhaps the lord is really old?

Or is it the Battle of the Northern Desert? Too much pressure and need to vent?

I have also been through this age, so I know what it is like to be young and energetic, and everyone spends it in different ways. No matter what, in order to prevent your lord from being led astray by a fox like Gong Xiqiu, you should also pay attention to your lord's private life.

He can't tolerate Gong Xiqiu's deception! king! husband!

“…Yuanliang was worried because he received intelligence from Gao Guo?”

The thoughts of praying for good came to an abrupt end: "Gao Guo?"

Shen Tang turned out a memorial.

This memorial was retained but not published.

Qishan opened the book and read it, and then realized why his lord had misunderstood. He suppressed the embarrassing emotions in his heart and swept away all the previous thoughts: "... Qin Gongsu is really a vengeful person, but he only tolerated it until now..."

"At this moment, we have no choice but to provoke civil strife in Gao..." Seeing him reading the memorial, Shen Tang took it back and closed it, sighing and throwing it on the table, out of sight and out of mind, "I don't want to follow Wu Zhaode to this point. . However, many officials in the Gao Kingdom's court are inclined to use troops against us at this juncture...especially the officials of the Tianhai family! Back then, they worked with them on the Heyin issue and forced Gao Kingdom to build the capital elsewhere, which seriously harmed them. The interests also completely offended the officials of this faction..."

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years.

What’s more, it’s only been five years now.

If He Yin can be taken down while Shen Tang is busy dealing with the Northern Desert, the losses of the Tianhai line can be greatly compensated. Wu Xian also knew their plan, but he was unwilling to backstab him. Who told Shen Tang to start a war with Bei Mo?

In the past, the northwest countries treated the Northern Desert as "even if they have huge grievances, they must settle the Northern Desert first." If Wu Xian dared to make such a remark, his reputation would be infamy in the future.

Unless Wu Xian stabs Shen Tang in the back and can take care of Bei Mo.

In this case, Shen Tang should consider himself unlucky.

According to the reports, Wu Xian's attitude has relaxed.

The situation in Gaoguo has tightened.

Even though Shen Tang had been on guard against Wu Xian for a long time, she still felt chilled after seeing this memorial, so she turned a blind eye to Qin Li's little moves. This memorial was left unpublished.

She laughed at herself: "Question Zheng Qiao, understand Zheng Qiao, and become Zheng Qiao. It is unethical but useful to stir up chaos within the enemy."

Qishan felt distressed when he saw it: "It's not the Lord's fault."

Everything is Wu Xian’s fault.

His name is indeed correct.

There is no virtue, no virtue, and now you can’t even distinguish between right and wrong.

All this was foreshadowed when he lost Zhao Feng.

The loss of Zhao Dayi and the loss of Dayi are inevitable.

There was civil strife in Gao, and the two sons were forced into the palace, and the father and son killed each other.

All this happened ten days ago.

 No matter how tight the Gao State was, the news leaked out.

I heard that Wu Xian had been out of court for three consecutive days without seeing anyone.

Shen Tang originally thought that Gao Guo would settle down for a while and no longer think about his own nest. After all, under normal circumstances, turmoil and scandals of this level would not stop until March or May.

Unexpectedly, I received an urgent tip the next day—

He Yin pass was attacked.

The pass was not broken and was defended.

Zhao Feng was so angry that he was attacked by someone. The next day, Gao Guo retreated, so he sent an envoy to ask Gao Guo for an explanation. Gao Guo's reply almost made Zhao Feng furious.

“It’s a rake in the face, it’s a rake in the face!”

Zhao Feng tore up Gao Guo's letter.

The same cannot be said for letters.

This reply was shot up from under the city wall.

With the shot, there was also a head.

The owner of the head is the envoy sent by Zhao Feng.

Even though "the two armies are fighting without killing the envoy" is a nonsense, there are not many people who really dare to kill the envoy - because there is only one signal when the knife is struck -

Let’s talk nonsense until death!

Who can guarantee that there will be no bad days?

If you do things well by yourself, there is no guarantee that the same situation will not fall on you in the future. Keep a line in your life so that we can meet again in the future.

What Zhao Feng received here was a head.

There is still a look of fear and shock on the face of his head.

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New year, please vote for me~~~

PS: Everyone’s response to the name Zhang Yang is pretty good. It seems feasible. Yang means deep and vast water, and the word Yangyang is used for the great country. Very suitable for new girls.

PPS: The type of the new book is probably about the Empress with a fantasy color. The heroine is wealthier than Tang Mei and is good at needlework. In terms of her mental state, it will probably be more touching?

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