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First... first draft.
Traveling around the world is a real adventure! It must be a great expedition written in the annals of history and praised for all generations!
However, my father and uncle and I chose to go to the East despite our great yearning.
Because we don't believe that there is any place worth seeing in the world than the East, not that there are no other novelties in the world, but that the East must be a place beyond the whole world, we firmly believe.
Not to mention, even a fleet of more than 30 large metal ships is enough to show the strength of Dazhonghua Kingdom. Not to mention that large metal ships are unheard of, even wooden sailing ships of the same size and scale, I would I believe that no country in the world can be successfully formed.
In the past, I thought that my father and uncle's description of Dongfang was exaggerated. After all, they also reworked it after hearing it. But now I understand that my father and uncle are restrained and bragging, no, it is a description .
Otherwise, no one would believe the truth, because it is impossible to imagine what an advanced place looks like in a backward place. My father and uncle are taking care of the backward knowledge of the people in their hometown.
(This paragraph is tentative, whether to keep it or not depends on the situation. After all, we have not really set foot in the East, but this can make up for the bulls that my father and uncle have boasted before. Well, it is indeed a very good reason.)
However, I still underestimated how narrow my vision was.
From the moment I boarded the metal ship, my perception of the world and civilization was constantly being subverted.
Can you imagine that the boarding steps are made of metal, the deck of the ship is made of metal, the cabin is made of metal, metal is everywhere, but wooden materials are rare!
Even nobles and kings can't do such a luxury! My father and uncle said that the east is full of gold, it must be true!
When we entered the living cabin, I became more and more sure that we lived a life beyond the nobility! Even if it's just an ordinary cabin.
Although the decoration style is plain,......?
It's not resplendent at all, and there's no gorgeous gold-edged pattern, but we all feel the same, that is... This is called elegance, no, it's elegant, this oriental word is difficult to describe, it's a new word I created, because we There is no concept of elegance there, after all, the nobles wish to decorate themselves as a flower rooster, and now it seems that it is too vulgar.
This kind of clean and tidy plain color decoration is comfortable. I still can't fully understand this color matching art, but the concept of simplicity and simplicity has already taken root in my mind.
But soon I learned that the East is not without delicacy, and that delicacy is even more shocking and intoxicating, and that delicacy comes from... a piece of candy paper.
Yes, the paper that wraps the candy, and candy is a sugar product, that is so delicious that it comes in a variety of flavors, I can't describe that because... well let's say candy paper, I can't even imagine it, little A piece of paper can be printed with extremely delicate and complex patterns, even paintings, it is simply a work of art!
And these are only a small part of our visual impact. I can't describe the taste of oriental art and magical creations that can be seen everywhere. I will tell you that we stared at the electric light so stupidly that our eyes were almost blind?
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Anyway, unless I spend my life doing nothing but recording what I see, I can't tell at all.
Let’s talk about seeing the big from the small. The thing that impressed us the most is...the toilet.
You won’t believe it, just turn something called a faucet, and there will be clean and clear water flowing out, and this water is not for drinking, but for washing! You know it's fresh water! It's at sea!
And toothbrushes and toothpaste, oh, I can't define how wonderful they are, I can only say that not even the kings of Europe used this wonderful tool for cleaning teeth!
Then there is the most powerful flushing toilet, please forgive me for not being able to describe the details, it's not that I don't want to, but I'm ashamed, ashamed of our past life, how kind...?
Want to keep claiming to be a civilized person? We even dumped **** on the streets! Still used to it!
And this is just a sailing ship, and it can be equipped with such a clean and comfortable tool for treating feces and urine, so it is even more impossible for it to not be popularized on land.
But I still can't imagine what kind of life the emperor of Dazhonghua country lived, no, I can't even imagine the life of officials and minor nobles.
Lord, this is the life a civilized man should have!
We are rednecks! We are savages! This point has become the consensus of all the lucky ones who signed up to board the ship! And it took less than an hour to determine this!
Praise the great emperor of planting flowers!
But what we didn't expect was that when the crew told us that we could move freely in the non-prohibited area, we uttered this sentence full of sincere praise to the Emperor of Planting Flowers, which actually let us know an earth-shattering message , that is... There is no emperor in Dazhonghua Kingdom!
After questioning, we found out that not only is there no emperor, but even nobility!
How can this be! ?
(This paragraph also needs to be considered. For the time being, remember that the suggestion of my father and uncle is that if we can stay in the country of big flowers, we will keep the description of the political system, and we must flatter it!
But if we can't stay, then delete it, so as not to be troubled by the king and nobles after returning to China. Well, in fact, it is not as simple as making trouble. If we fail, we may be beheaded.
Therefore, if it is really unavoidable to avoid the description of the country of the big flower country, it can be replaced according to the customs of the hometown. Anyway, making money is the most important thing. )
After having more space for sightseeing, we gradually discovered that there are many female crew members on board! And some positions are not low!
No matter how surprised we were by this, we didn't dare to say anything, because we could see that women seemed to have equal status with men in the flower country.
Although we disagree on whether this phenomenon meets the standards of civilization, we are not stupid, and women also share...?
The women there, the women from the country of big flowers, must not be provoked.
It didn't take long for us to congratulate ourselves for being so wise in our prudence.
Because, we have finally seen the strange weapon of the big flower planter, how terrible it is!
After only sailing for half a day, we saw the sailors training as usual on the deck of the ship. Oh, they claimed to be the security personnel of civilian merchant ships, not the regular army.
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However, the physical training of the security personnel is indeed very novel for us to see, especially there are many women among them. Fortunately, they did not talk too much and caused trouble. People can kill dozens of them with bare hands.
But when it comes time for what they call live ammunition training, we swear we can be 100 percent sure that Big Flower Country is invincible!
I saw that the crew used a special tool to shoot some targets into the sea, and those targets could float.
Then we saw that they used the kind of weapon called a gun, specifically an assault rifle, to shoot at the floating target.
At first we didn't know why, because we only heard a gunshot, but the distance was too far, and we couldn't understand what they were doing.
There are many telescopes for viewing, and you can see clearly through the telescope.
Telescope, another incredible tool, it can bring the distant scene to our eyes! Amazing!
The smart people among us have already understood the significance of this tool to the war. With this thing, the Dazhonghua Kingdom itself stands in an invincible position!
Anyway, with the viewing telescope, we finally figured out what that thud meant.
Seeing those wooden targets, a hole will appear with the sound of gunfire!
It's...assault rifles! ? That is a target that is so far away, it is impossible to hit it with an arrow at that distance! What's more, the target is still moving with the sea water, and the big ship is also moving!
good......?
Oddly, we couldn't restrain our cautiousness, so we couldn't help asking the crew.
The crew was very generous, kind and patiently told us what was going on.
It turns out that an assault rifle can fire something called a bullet, and the bullet is only about the length of a finger, and the bullet's warhead is smaller, even smaller than the fingertip.
However, bullets can be shot a long distance, how far? According to the distance unit of large flowers, it is said that the effective range is 400 to 600 meters.
We don't know how far it is, but the crew said that the current shooting distance is about 120 to 30 meters.
Of course, the floating target will float farther and farther, but we have already understood the concept of distance.
Lord, Europe's armies are a joke with this weapon called an assault rifle! Who can be the enemy of the big flower country? Who is qualified for this?
You must know that that kind of assault rifle can shoot continuously, which is not comparable to that of a bow and crossbow. Even when they are doing continuous shooting training, the speed of fire is so fast that I can't describe it!
In fact, every bullet fired, we can't see the trace of the bullet, so fast that we can't see it! The speed of the arrows shot is simply incomparable!
So how powerful is it?
The crew said it was difficult to answer this question, because firearms and bullets have different purposes and there are many types. It can only be said that wearing iron armor is useless, and it can't stop the bullets at all.
Well, we can't beat the riding and shooting of the Whip of God Tatars, let alone assault rifles.
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Fortunately, the Tatars have already stopped their conquest, and now there is an even more invincible flower-growing country. In fact, it does not make any difference to us, because recognizing our own identity is the most important gain at present.
It was the panicked faces of the two missionaries and the trembling hands that kept making the sign of the cross that made my father and uncle laugh, and I laughed too, because we knew what they were thinking.
God's Whip has given the Pope a lot of trouble, and now...?
Let's not talk about whether the big flower country will be as keen to conquer as the Tatars, but with the things of the big flower country, there are too many teachings that cannot be explained, just like the big iron ship under our feet Ships are like assault rifles.
So how does the church define these great things? It is the glory of the Lord, what if Dazhonghuaguo doesn't like this statement? It is said that it is a weapon of the devil, and that is even more terrible. Can the church bear the consequences of angering the big flower country?
That’s right, of course our family also believes in religion. Who in Europe is not? However, the churches have different doctrines, different schools of thought, different interpretations, and even if they can’t beat the Tartars, they call them the whip of God, so we are by no means Schadenfreude, our devotion to the Lord cannot be doubted!
But it must be stated that we do not know whether these two servants of the Lord are qualified.
So we're waiting, waiting to see if the two missionaries can prove that...the Gospel of the Lord is everywhere.
If not, it means that these two missionaries must not be pious enough. If they succeed, that would be even better, and our credit is indispensable.
(Okay, I’m a bit lost in this paragraph. My father warned me not to mention a word about the church. If we can’t stay in the big flower country, of course the big flower people are not afraid of anyone, but we still have to live in Europe Woolen cloth.
As for the two missionaries, we believe that they will not be able to return to Europe alive, no, no, no, after meeting the two high-ranking flower-planting prodigy officials, we have stopped thinking about these two, but the problem is that this journey is also difficult. Let us get a good idea of the character of those two missionaries.
Huh, he is just a guy who is extremely fanatical about the Crusades. He thought he could form a new Crusade by understanding the Tatars. What do you think?
Although the Tatars are finished now, we believe that those two guys must still have crooked ideas.
But even we can't hide it from those two child prodigies, and it's even more impossible for these two idiots to hide it from us. Those two child prodigies are the messengers of the true god! Yes, it must be so! )
In short, after watching the shooting training, we firmly support the equality between men and women in the country of flowers...?
Wait, of course, this is because we firmly believe that the women in the big flower country must be more respectable than the nobles in Europe! So of course we can't judge big flower-growing women according to the rules of our hometown.
In the days that followed, we saw more unbelievable things, but the ones most related to our lives were basic necessities of life.
Especially in terms of food and clothing, we can no longer stand our own **** clothes, they are so vulgar and ugly, especially compared with the clothes of big flower growers, the more time passes, the more ashamed we feel.
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Fortunately, one of us was more courageous, claiming that his luggage had fallen into the sea, and there were not many clothes left. He asked whether he could buy clothes in a large variety of styles, and the crew said it was no problem, but there were only Spare uniforms and casual clothes, uniforms cannot be sold, but there are not many styles of casual clothes.
The daring guy said it's okay~www.mtlnovel.com~ He just likes casual clothes, and of course, we like it too.
So there was a lead, and then more people started shopping for clothes without having to throw their luggage in the ocean.
The moment I put on the convenience suit, how should I put it... I feel that I am also a civilized person!
That's right, these are the clothes that civilized people should wear. Although they are not tailored, casual clothes can be divided into different sizes. After a little measurement, people can get clothes that fit. Isn't this the embodiment of civilization?
What's more, it's really comfortable to wear. Regardless of the fabric or design, it embodies the concept of convenience and comfort everywhere, and most importantly, the clothes are so beautiful!
I have decided to wear Chinese clothes forever! Even if we can't stay in the big flower country and return to Europe, we still have to show them what a civilized person looks like. Moreover, this is also evidence, proving that the big adventure of our Polo family is not bragging!
Of course, it would be even better if I can equip it with an assault rifle, then I will become the most powerful knight in Europe!
Well, knights and all that don't mean much, nobles and kings mean nothing.
Because of the "eating"...?
item, has made us feel that we will never be able to do without the big species of flowers!
Why? Is the Dazhonghua delicacy so delicious? That's right, but the problem is not only delicious, but also too many varieties, and almost every meal is not the same. It is said that it is not a luxury food. In Dazhonghua, it is only the standard of home-cooked meals, but this is the standard of home-cooked food. Compare it to the food we eat in Europe... Is that what people eat? ! Will we still be able to talk in the future?
Oh God! How can I live without tofu mixed with shallots? _&?