Although Rocket knows the current affairs at critical moments, he has a dark personality, a venomous tongue, and a bit of arrogance.
After seeing Wu Neng's list of spaceships available for sale in the old Xie family, Raccoon Boy's eyes turned green: "Oye! Oye! Ooh..."
"It's terrible to be uneducated. Your vocabulary is as small as your brain." Drax said contemptuously.
"Shut up! You know what a fart! These spaceships, these fighter planes, these warships... oh my god! How did you get this data!? Buy! Must buy! Not bad money!"
Wu Neng smiled: "What is this? You haven't seen any items that are not for sale, and I might as well tell you that for those who have in-depth cooperation with us, it is not impossible to consider items that are not for sale.
For example... the main ship of Yondu, tsk tsk, should have been eliminated a long time ago, it is better to take it one step at a time, and have a real firepower behemoth.
And you have also seen the battle suits used by Xingyun and Camorra. If you have a good relationship, you may not have a chance. "
Rocket slapped his hands and nodded again and again: "Go deep! You must go deep! Friendship, if you go everywhere, you will come out! Actually, I have long wanted to say what is in my heart, and it is very pleasant to work for you!
Count me in! Groot, what did I say, there is no future in fighting alone! "
"I'm Groot."
"No, I told you, you just forgot."
No one objected, so Wu Neng held an online communication meeting with his master, uncle, Yongdu, and Quill to discuss the details.
In this way, the new Predator team is basically formed.
Yes, the name is still Predator, this is Yondu's heart disease, he still attaches great importance to the identity of Predator.
However, the Predator's business has not changed. It's just a disguise on the surface. In essence, they are people working for the old Xie's family, which is equivalent to the... business outsourcer of the old Xie's family.
As for the Kamora sisters, they are equivalent to the management representatives arranged by the old Xie family.
Although the two sisters are not familiar with the old Xie's family at present, Xingyun's refuge is sincere, which is very clear to Xiao Yu and the others. Although there are many elements of gratitude, people who know gratitude are worthy of trust, so Xingyun is very reliable.
In view of Xingyun's return to her heart, Kamora, who has a deep sisterly love and feels guilty about Xingyun, will return sooner or later, not to mention the common goal of killing Thanos.
In short, a group of grown-ups who are not too young and who are similar to the bear boy Xie Aidexing were gathered together, and Xiao Yu's concern was also forgotten.
After all, the brats at home are of the right age, um, they are indeed a bit overage, but boys and girls are children too.
So Xiaoyu was mainly worried that after staying with this group of grown-ups who are not in tune for a long time, what if her own children don't grow up too, so she simply returned to Baodui and went to the universe to form a group to play.
Said, the days go by...
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After listening to his wife, brothers, and younger siblings tell about the past, Xie Zhi opened his mouth and spread his hands: "Well, it's quite happy here at home.
But there are some things I can understand...
Well, for example, Quill was used as a bait for the cosmic coquettish bag, and he almost hung a sign on his body to write where his father went. As a result, Egg has not shown up until now, maybe because Ego and Thanos are plotting something, maybe it is He was frightened by the Power Gem, maybe he missed it by accident, or maybe Egg was just a road idiot.
But what I can't understand is... why is this stupid tree still in our house? "
Groot tilted his head and looked at Xie Zhi with big watery eyes: "I am Groot"
"Uh... what about the rocket, isn't he a translator?"
Bucky shrugged: "Became a teacher, and now Yondu's Predator team is in a reform period, the tutors are either not available, or even if they are invited, they can't be kept..."
"Rocket as a teacher?" Xie Zhi had a weird face: "It's not that I don't like his knowledge, the problem is that he is not a serious scientist. Compared with that raccoon, Tony seems honest and honest."
Bucky smiled and said: "Yes, but the Rockets and Yondu's subordinates still have some common language, which allows them to cooperate.
Besides, Yondu's idea is also reasonable, anyway, that group of goods is already weird enough, and it won't get worse if you teach it.
And the teachers are not just rockets, Nebula and Camorra also have classes, but the main thing is the dozen or so t-1000s provided by our family, counting as representatives of the headquarters, who also teach elementary school courses part-time. "
"Elementary school? Are Yondu's requirements so low?"
"It's really not high, just know numbers."
"Wait a minute, digressing, we're talking about this tree, what happened to him?"
Xiao Yu said: "According to Rocket's translation, Groot has a special liking for our soil, and it's not just because of Xiao Shu'er's greed. After eating our soil that contains force, he entered the second stage of development."
Xie Zhi immediately understood that he let the symbiote parasitize all the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, of course, including the tree-like Groot, but that Groot is different from the current one, and the future version will be from Seedlings regrown Groot.
The so-called second developmental stage is the unique developmental form of the tree people. If you can barely find a similar analogy, it is a bit like the moulting of snakes, or the cocooning metamorphosis of insects. Of course, the actual situation is very different.
To fully understand, we must first talk about the process of the death of Groot in the original history.
At that time, Big Groot chose to grow a large number of branches and weave them into a spherical barrier to protect all members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but in the big bang, he was blown into a pile of firewood sticks.
However, Groot did not die. There was a small branch, where the essence of Groot's life was, allowing him to grow back again, which was also in line with the characteristics of plants.
This is also a step in the second stage of development...
However, although the tree people have the ability to inherit dna memory, they will only realize what will happen when they approach a certain stage.
For example, after flowering, stamens grow and there is pollen, he knows, oh, I have to find a beautiful mother tree to give birth to a baby.
And this slow response characteristic also explains why Groot is so stupid.
In the future, it was also when the second developmental stage was approaching that Groot knew what was going to happen, and he also informed the **** shovel officer Rocket.
As a result, Rocket planted the Groot seedlings in the soil, watered and fertilized again, but Rocket didn't know which branch was Groot, so he picked up a bunch of them, and at least got one right.
Therefore, Groot is mentally prepared to use himself as a barrier to protect his friends, but it cannot be said that he did not pay the price. The newborn Groot is actually flawed, a bit similar to a premature baby who has not yet arrived.
Of course, this process is not reproduction, otherwise it would not be called the second stage of development.
Under normal circumstances, the original body has grown to the limit and has no potential, so it starts to develop again.
The old body will plant itself in the soil and gradually grow into a real tree, but the little tree person will carry all the harvest from the last development, including memories, and fall from the tree like bearing fruit, repeating A process of growth and development.
But when entering a new stage of development, the nature is completely different. The tree people of the second week will stimulate more potential and become stronger!
And this is one of the reasons why Xie Zhi took a fancy to the tree man at the beginning. This thing can evolve, and its life span is as long as that of a real tree. As long as it is not burned to death halfway, it will grow into an earth-shattering existence sooner or later!
It's just that this process in the original history was not perfect, which caused the new Groot to be "born prematurely", not to mention losing a lot of potential, and even lost his memory. It was like giving birth to a little baby with a blank mind.
As a result, his personality is completely different from the original Groot. Although he is still very cute, his bear attribute has soared!
"It turned out to be like this, that is to say, this tree fell in love with our soil and wanted to bear fruit in our house.
But the soil of the force belongs to our family, and whoever owns the fruit it bears..."
Before he finished speaking, Xie Zhi was patted on the arm by his daughter-in-law angrily, and Xiao Yu said angrily: "Just like your daughter, if the child is out of tune, it's up to you."
Xie Zhi sneered: "Hey, just kidding, but Xiaoai won't be thinking about eating Groot fruit?"
Xiao Yu shook her head: "That's not true, but I come to work for Groot these days after school, let him work hard, work hard, and try to bear seven gourd babies, but is this a matter of hard work?
If Groot wants to have a baby, he has to find a girlfriend first, not to mention that he has never seen a second tree man himself, and an old monster like Typhon who has lived long enough has never seen other trees. People, he has been thinking about cultivating people for a long time, and he can't get what he wants even after spending countless money.
Xie Zhi was silent for a while, and grinned playfully: "But it may not be possible... it won't work."
Bucky couldn't help asking: "What do you mean? You don't want to do a biochemical engineering, do you?"
Xie Zhi waved his hand: "That's not possible, and Groot is a tree, so he doesn't need high-end biological genetic technology, the child is her second uncle, don't you know that there is a profession in the world called an agronomist?
The fruits we eat now are all the result of grafting fruit trees. "
Renn opened his mouth wide: "No...Brother, you don't want to graft a gourd vine to Groot, do you? Is that considered a perm or a hair extension?"
Xiao Yu gave Xie Zhi a blank look: "You just do it, the children are always misled by you!"
"I'm Groot?"
Xie Zhi chuckled: "What's the matter? My daughter wants a real gourd baby, and Groot has become the only seedling of the tree human race. There is no conflict.
After all, it would be a pity that such a special life as the tree human race is really extinct. Let's try it, just in case it happens.
Even if it doesn't work, it's not a loss to make a few gourds and make handicraft decorations. "
Bucky thought for a while, and said seriously: "If you want me to say knotted walnuts, I have studied Wenwan more recently, and I only love lion heads."
"Pitaya fruit!" The little stone in Renne's arms raised his hand.
In the end, the milk baby was rewarded by the mother and his brain collapsed: "You can eat whatever you want, and you can eat the fruit that grows on Groot? It's not disgusting!
You know Ents are people too...huh? Is Groot a tree or a person? "
"I'm Groot??"
"Yeah, I have to ask my own wishes too, it's always 'I'm Groot' and there's no way to communicate."
As Xie Zhi called out the Jiuli Pot, he released the parrot Heping. As a symbiont that had parasitized Groot, it is no problem for Heping to be an interpreter.
Groot heard what he said before, so the first thing he said was...
Heping imitated Groot, holding his head with his wings: "He said he has a hat."
"I'm Groot."
"He's got a hat on his head."
"I'm Groot."
"It's green and pretty."
"I'm Groot."
"So he doesn't need a new hat."
Xie Zhi covered his face, cooperating with the future little Groot, he didn't completely lose his memory, he didn't remember anything else, he only remembered the fact that he had a hat on his head.
Xiaoyu and Ryan couldn't help being overjoyed, while Bucky rolled his eyes: "Dare we talk for a long time, and he understood it as wearing a hat for him?"
"I'm Groot."
"It's not the best to wear a hat. He can rest assured that if he wears two hats, others will think that he is selling hats, and he doesn't sell hats."
"Yeah, he's so cute, I now understand why the tree people became extinct... Well, let's introduce it with pictures and texts."
Xie Zhi shook his head, waggled his fingers, and suddenly green silk ribbons flew along his fingers.
Then, an image of Groot formed in the air.
"Ah... I'm Groot!"
"Ah... this tree looks so familiar!"
"It's fake, it's made according to your appearance... well, let's keep it simple, just watch and listen to me."
Xie Zhi adjusted the will representation, a vine stretched out from the body of the virtual Groot, and connected with a section of foreign vine, after that, it bloomed, fruited, and hung a gourd.
"Understood, grafting will give you new abilities."
"I'm Groot."
Heping: "He said he has clothes and chains on them, like a bad tree."
Xie Zhi plucked his hair: "Oh hell! These are not clothes!"
"I'm Groot."
"But if it's a scarf, he can consider it."
"I'm Groot."
"But he doesn't know whether his temperament is suitable for wearing a scarf, whether it will look good."
"A scarf?" Xie Zhi slapped his hands immediately: "Okay! Just a scarf, it must look good!"
Xie Zhi adjusted again, this time the model's gourds were all hung around the neck, just like Monk Hua's beads, it was nothing more than a gourd shape.
"I'm Groot."
"Wouldn't that be too ostentatious?"
"No, you are so handsome!"
Xiao Yu sighed: "Sanggong, is it interesting to fool the children?"
Xie Zhi said with a smile: "He is not a child, he is much older than Rocket."
Xiaoyu gave Xie Zhi a look: "Wrong, Hammer has consulted the relevant literature of Asgard. The tree people's mind grows very slowly. The first stage of development takes decades, but after maturity, the mind is quite large. children aged five.
After the second stage of development, the mind of an adult will grow. "
Xie Zhi snapped his fingers: "That's why! He didn't have a wife when he matured in the second stage. How pitiful this child is. He is lonely and cold. Having more siblings can at least relieve loneliness."
"It's up to you whether the grafting will be successful or not. Besides, even one seedling will not be able to restore the Tree Human Race."
Sure enough, cute things are the most popular with women~www.mtlnovel.com~ Xie Zhi hurriedly reassured: "Don't worry, lady! I have an idea, and I am sure. When Groot becomes an adult, I will guarantee that he will have a daughter-in-law to breed. Yoki problem."
Sure enough, men don't grow up, and they don't care about Egg or Thanos anymore when they meet something fun, and Xiao Yu is helpless, so let's get it right, big and small are all alike.
Ever since, Bucky and Xie Zhi got excited, and directly used the portal to go to the east to find good seeds.
When the children came home from school with their children on their backs, they saw the two parents gesturing around Grootby in the square.
I heard my father and uncle said that I want to make gourd babies, and a bunch of little ghosts are also excited, and they also come up with suggestions, saying that in fact, if there are extra fruits, besides walnuts and dragon fruits, you can also try ginseng, maybe you can bear personal What about ginseng essence?
Regarding the creation of goblins, although Xie Zhi is not the first time to do such a thing, Xie Zhi and Bucky brothers don't mind ordering some fresh ones, and immediately said that the idea of ginseng essence is good, and they can try it next.
It's just that the two of them came together for good luck, Chuan Nian said, can they grow bamboo shoots?
Cuckoo raises his paw, strongly appealing to make catnip!