The little raccoon drooped its eyelids: "You are blind, I didn't do anything!"
The big man pointed to his eyes solemnly: "I have no problem with my eyesight. In the physical examination last week, I, Drax, still topped the health list of Klin Prison!"
Quill: "So your name is Drax?"
The rocket roared: "Is this the point!? Hurry up and act! Listen to my command!"
But at this moment, the alarm bell stopped suddenly, as if the crisis had been resolved.
"Was it an exercise before?" The Rockets couldn't figure it out either.
However, before all the prisoners were dumbfounded for a few seconds, a new sound came out from the speakers, it was music.
First, there is a series of preludes of Beijing opera gongs and drums, followed by the opening of guqin, like rain hitting plantains, with a fast rhythm, and with the addition of Xiao, flute, and erhu, it is full of oriental charm, followed by another turn with the music style, and electronic music is also added.
A high-pitched and very penetrating female voice appeared, and said crisply: "Let's go! Gongzhou meets tigers and bears!
Five hundred years ago there was a madness~Teng Xiao! It's Sun again! Enlightenment! null!
Lost horse! The eagle worries about the stream and flies the white dragon!
The Shahe River blocked the road and made it difficult to pass! Receive the canopy in Fuling Mountain~”
Quill's eyes lit up: "I don't understand, but I was shocked! This song is so exciting!"
In the prison, the prisoners can't help but sway to the rhythm, cheering up~
…
"Warning! This is the Kelin Prison of the Nuwa Empire! You have entered the restricted airspace! Report your identity immediately! Otherwise, you will be attacked!"
Facing the warning message, Xie Ai cleared his throat, and said: "Speaking out scares you to death, I am the great mage Sangbiao! The head of the calabash doll! The two-time square dance champion of the children's group! Ah Si's wicked future queen mother! I It's not the second generation of good-for-nothings who show off their parents~ Hmph!
Therefore, I solemnly warn you that when you Nova Empire arrested the person I was covering, you didn't even say hello to me. This is not following the rules of the rivers and lakes!
As for me, I have always been reasonable, and I am here to make an extradition request. Please release him quickly, so as not to cause international disputes!
Don't blame me for not reminding you, my daughter is so fierce! If she gets angry, it's really a hammer! bang bang~
The call is over, oh oh~"
The other party's communication was silent for a while, followed by a loud laugh: "Where did you get the little girl's film! Go home and play!"
Then came another slightly serious voice: "Ahem, kid, do you know who to ask for extradition requests? This is a prison, you went to the wrong place!
In view of your youth and ignorance, we will not pursue it, hurry up, or you will be arrested! "
Xie Ai curled his lips: "Of course I know where to mention it. Diplomacy is under the control of Honglu Temple. The problem is that time is urgent and tasks are urgent. We are very busy. Besides, don't you also do something special? You don't even have a trial." Don't care about people.
So since you broke the rules first, don't double-standard, consider my special status, open the back door if you should, don't be embarrassed, I'm the mother of the queen
~ In other words, I am the Supreme Empress! Talking is just as easy to use in Asi! Well, it should be...
In short, as the saying goes, a king is like a tiger, it is better to roast sweet potatoes, and the roasted sweet potatoes can't be overdone..."
"Sister, they have already cut off the communication, and locked us with fire control mines, so you better stop beeping." Anakin reminded.
Xie Ai was taken aback: "Huh? It was useless to co-author my speech, alas, it was a waste of my painstaking speech!
Alright, now that there are good reasons, we can proceed with courtesy first and then soldiers.
Little ones! For the queen... her mother's dignity! us…"
Lei Da suddenly said: "Ah! Sister, you are swearing!"
Xie Ai scratched his head: "Is there? Am I not the Queen's mother? Isn't my dignity the dignity of her mother? Yeah? It sounds like a dirty word.
Hiss... the nature of the situation is serious! I messed around and turned into a dirty word!
If it is passed around and becomes a famous name in the world, wouldn't it damage my great reputation! How can I maintain world peace! How can I walk the rivers and lakes! I have to dress up to buy pancakes!
Well, then for the empress... the dignity of the eldest sister of her grandma's apprentices! open! "
"okay!"
Anakin rubbed his hands excitedly, but Lei Da first snatched the driving right: "This time I will drive! Brother, your job is to black the system.
Start, put in gear, step on the clutch! go you! Ulla~"
The engine of the spaceship erupted violently, and rushed towards Klin Prison!
Faced with this situation, the prison will naturally not be polite. Regardless of whether the person talking on board is a child, at least fire a warning first.
Not to mention that the warning is invalid, but the real gunfire locked salvo will not be able to hit the opponent at all!
That spaceship is like a prophet, it can dodge it in advance, and it moves coquettishly to avoid bursts of artillery fire, and its driving skills are outrageous!
But this is not over yet. Regardless of the basic flying knowledge, the other party even crossed the safe flight distance, almost flying against the outer wall of the prison, and the distance between the two will not exceed one meter!
Is it a lunatic or a bold artist? Is it a provocation or courting death! ?
In any case, the prison guards realized the seriousness of the situation and immediately raised the alert level to the highest!
Correspondingly, it also triggered the whistle of the alarm bell, which was exactly the alarm bell that made Rocket, Quill and the others confused.
In the spaceship, Xie Ai was still urging: "Anakin, stop thinking about it, hurry up, hack the system quickly, and play our special war song!"
Lei Da also said: "That's right, flying without bgm is like eating dumplings without vinegar!"
Anakin: "It's coming soon... It's done! The external communication channel is locked! The weapon system is locked! The fighter launch channel is locked! The drone's identification of friend and foe has been changed! Quill's location is found... eh? There is also a raccoon and him Together, wouldn't it just happen to be Groot's **** agent?
All in all safe! The broadcasting system is down, it's ok...By the way, big sister, what war song will be played? "
Xie Ai snapped his fingers: "Just that one, "Nine Nine Eighty-One"! It fits the temperament of our team very well!"
The world-renowned country style music suddenly started, and the little guys on the spaceship suddenly shook their heads and tails frantically, as if they had stepped on a switch, all in uniform!
Of course, the mouth is not idle, singing in chorus.
"...on the mountain! Go forward against the yellow wind!
The seven stars do not shine on the Moon Cave! The thousand-year-old bone-shattering wind!
Fish Basket! Netcom sky red!
Zijin Gourd Erdaotong! The nine-tailed old fox dares to crush the dragon..."
The radio in Klin Prison started to accompaniment the bgm synchronously, and the volume was turned up to the maximum!
Sister Camorra, you are all dumbfounded. What kind of way is this? Being an alien can only mean that I can't understand.
But while being dumbfounded, his shoulders began to shake unconsciously, and his feet also stepped on the spot...
The transport ship flying around Klin Prison swayed to the rhythm of the drums from time to time. It seems that dancing with the spaceship will soon become the tradition of the second generation of Space Gate.
Xie Ai greeted: "Okay, here we are, come and hold hands with me."
"Wait, I'll switch to autopilot mode."
Anyway, the prison's weapon system was handled by Anakin, and the spaceship would not be shot down even if no one was driving it. Xie Ai felt that as the eldest sister, of course he had to lead the team to act together, and had fun.
So when the spaceship passed by a lookout room, Xie Ai led everyone to teleport there.
Before the guards in the room could react, they were covered in cobwebs.
After Xie Ai waved his hand, the green light of the Tai Chi ring flickered, and dozens of...signature pens appeared around him.
Except for Chilu, Anakin, and Lei Da, no one understood this trick, so Wanda couldn't help asking, "Sister, what kind of spell is this?"
Xie Ai shook his head and said: "It's not a spell, my dad's ultimate move, the flying sword formation! I'm too young to handle it, but the low-end version of the flying brush formation is still not a problem."
"Walking in the rivers and lakes, you have to report your name, understand?"
"Understood, watch me draw a picture of a phoenix bathing in fire!"
"No, this is a chicken barbecue picture, right? I'll add some cumin~"
"Then I'll draw an ice cream~"
"You're drawing Xiang, right?"
"I'll add a maggot~"
"Come on, dog! Action, action, action!"
This group of rambunctious people, shaking their heads and twisting their asses, danced the devil's dance steps, and had fun in the prison.
As for the prison guards, there is no one general. As for the drones, they didn't bother these little guys at all. In Anakin's permission modification, the drones judged them as their own.
It didn't take long to get to the prison area, and of course there were countless artistic creations along the way.
At this moment, the singing voice just sang: "...World Honored One Tathagata Buddha! Questioning my attachments!
Back then I was engraved in Yaochi! I had a lot of fun and didn't think too much about it!
guilty! Take care of my karma!
But stubbornly refused to admit his mistakes! Don't think about it! Equaling Heaven Great Sacred Land Walker! ! "
Faced with a group of little guys who are dancing vigorously and rushing in, the prisoners can't be punished. Is this the new inmate or the new guard?
The inmates are definitely not, the uniforms are inconsistent, and there is no one who comes into the prison wearing a mask. As for the new guards, the style is not serious.
As for Camorra and Nebula who don't dance, they are automatically ignored by the prisoners and have no sense of existence.
Of course, there are also prisoners who do not open their eyes, and they have their own spider webs to serve them.
Quill was amused, even though all these people were wearing old Ding masks, Xie Ai was very familiar with his shyness.
"My brothers are here to save me! Little raccoon, you don't need your jailbreak expertise anymore! Haha~"
It just so happened that the song was finally over, Xie Ai put on a finishing pose, tilted his head with his hips on his hips: "Quiel, I just informed you that you are now going to be extradited and tried, and you can go to jail!"
Quilmon said, "No, am I in jail? Didn't you come to rescue me?"
"Extradition, understand? There are still rules to follow."
Qilu waved his hand: "This is called a master, you just have to know it in your heart, pack up quickly and go back with us."
Quill understood: "Understood, by the way, there is also this raccoon, Groot is looking for him, Rocket."
Xie Ai suddenly got excited, and started to roll up his sleeves: "You are the Rocket! You are so crazy!"
Rocket felt bad, backed up again and again: "Let me tell you, don't bully me, I've been chopped into pieces, my brain is not working well..."
"Who are you scaring?" Xie Ai slapped himself on the head suddenly: "It's as if someone's head is good!"
"That's wrong. I've always been humble, but at this time I have to show my attitude, my head! It's very easy to use!" Drax said with a serious face.
"Ah?" Xie Ai raised his head: "Who are you?"
"My name is Drax, little one. Although your brain is not working well, your mask is extremely fierce. This is the most oppressive design I have ever seen! It is creepy!"
Xie Ai's eyes changed, and he raised his thumb: "Expert!"
Drax sighed leisurely: "You are also a very remarkable little girl. You are the first person who can realize that my taste is extraordinary, and you will be famous forever in the future."
For a time, one big and one small, they all felt a sense of sympathy and regret for seeing each other later!
Anyway, Drax understood the rocket's situation, and Quill hurriedly said: "Since everyone is our own, guys, let's go back to the boat and blow each other, and we'll get rich right away, right?"
Quill looked at Camorra and winked, but Camorra ignored him.
But at this moment, the sound of an explosion suddenly appeared!
And the vibrating prison swayed slightly.
"what's the situation?"
Everyone looked at Qilu, and Qilu was also helpless, scratching his head and laughing: "Don't look at me, the attack is from space, it's too far away, I didn't feel it was very reasonable, even the radar has a distance limit.
However, I still have a little discovery, regrettable, sad, I don't know how to say it..."
"Brother, what's the point?"
"Okay." Chirrut spread his hands: "Our spaceship was blown up."
"What the hell!?" Quill was dumbfounded.
Xie Ai was in a hurry: "Wait, who came up with the idea, not even a left-behind person in the spaceship! It's too unreliable!"
"you!"
Facing the accusations of thousands of people, Xie Ai was not afraid, and waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, to be precise, the boat was given to Quill by my mother, not ours. Besides, it was lost to save him, which belongs to rescue loss.
So strictly speaking, we have nothing to lose, and Quill is the one who has lost, right? "
"What the hell!?" Quill was dumbfounded again.
"Of course there is good news." Chirrut chuckled, "Since the attack came from outer space, it means that the other party also used a spaceship, and we can seek compensation from them.
Well, it looks like a landing force is coming..."
"Whoever grabs it counts!" Xie Ai was the first to teleport and disappear.
"Elder Sister is reckless!" Lei Da dragged Wanda and chased after her.
Other brothers and sisters jumped up too, but Qilu was not in a hurry, he pressed the communicator and said, "Eldest sister, don't just grab the head, grab the boat first... what? The boat is too small to hold us?
There is more than one ship, if you grab more, it will be over.
What? Broken and ugly does not meet your aesthetics?
You have a lot to do! Well, I'll try again. "
Chilu shook his head, and stopped the Kamora sisters who were going to help: "You two ladies, do me a favor, protect Quill and the raccoon, and this..."
"I, Drax, have never been afraid to fight! No need for protection!"
Quill sighed: "Forget it, if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come, Camorra, my boat is lost~www.mtlnovel.com~ and I have to deduct it from the money from selling the ball."
Rocket said anxiously: "Get the ball first, idiot! If you lose it, you won't have a dime!"
"By the way, there's also my Walkman."
…
In space, more than a hundred small spaceships are flying and fighting, and the target of the attack is only one person, Xie Ai.
Who made Xie Ai's teleportation the fastest, the first to rush into space, and the first to shoot.
As the engines of three or five spaceships were stabbed with lightsabers by the teleporting little guy, the attackers naturally figured out where their opponents were.
It's a pity that the target is too small and elusive, so it's more like flying around and avoiding it than fighting.
What's more terrible is that although the other disciples of the space gate can't teleport, their speed is not slow, and they jumped out of Kelin Prison like a runaway husky!
With more flexible mobility and more ferocious destructive power than fighter planes, it launched a one-sided blow to the comers.
Of course, based on the principle of civilized fighting, it is enough for the little guys to lose their fighting power without damaging the spaceship.
That's why Chirrut doesn't join in the fun, lest his siblings be jealous of his special treatment.
Even so, the assailant made the situation even worse, coming over with murderous intent, who would have wanted to provoke a bunch of scary little monsters! Is this poking a hornet's nest?