Quill covered his face.
Rocket covered his face.
Saul whispered thoughtfully: "I seem to have eaten this kind of bird too..."
Xing Yun rolled his eyes: "They are all idiots!"
Praying Mantis suddenly came to his senses: "Wow, I didn't even know my employer could eat it~"
Groot: "I'm Groot! (I hate birds!
Heping opened his bird's beak, his eyes were dull: "Big man... Shouldn't you say such things behind my back?"
"Oh my God!" Drax covered his chest: "He can understand human language! This is really amazing!
I'm sorry, when I used to roast your relatives, I always wrung the neck first, then plucked the hair, blanched it, marinated it with spices, and finally baked it, but I must declare that before that, I really didn't know you could talk!
Otherwise...your relatives should say no, right? "
Quill quickly took up the conversation: "Friend, don't get me wrong, you are also in the universe, you should know that there are too many species, and the customs are all messed up.
He didn't mean to offend, it's like a girlfriend I knew before, even though she has eight legs, she doesn't like men cheating on her, how can you say that makes sense..."
"Your girlfriend has eight legs!?" Sol was startled.
Quill shook his body anxiously: "I haven't seen it before, have you~ buddy's experience is something that your walnut brain can never imagine!
In fact, you won't be able to guess what the ship was baptized with, and telling it will scare you to death, so... I'm the boss. "
Drax nodded and said, "That's right, Quill, tell Saul about your girlfriend with fangs, that's called horror."
"I'm Groot~"
Xie Zhi sighed, he had already overestimated these **** as much as possible, but he still underestimated.
Helpless, let's do this by ourselves, and deal with the second idiot and the brat, I still have experience.
First of all, he embodied a mask to cover up his appearance, why?
Because a long, long time ago, Xie Zhi personally caught the little raccoon and exchanged it for some pocket money.
Since it is uncertain when the time branch happened, it is possible that the little raccoon still knows Xie Zhi.
Xie Zhi doesn't know what will happen if he knows Xie Zhi, but he doesn't want to know, it's fine if it doesn't happen.
"Ahem." Xie Zhi sat in front of the screen and said, "Please shut up for a while, although I know very well that I have a monster-sucking physique, and there will always be brats around me, crazy, big fools, second fools, funny Than, sand sculpture...
But guys, it's almost done, you guys still want to make money? "
Rocket waved his fist: "Of course! You don't need to pay attention to these fools, I am the captain, just talk to me about serious matters.
You can say you want to blow up someone, or steal someone's house, it doesn't matter, I am a real industry expert! "
Quill was unhappy: "Hey, the boat is mine!"
Crash, the sound of interstellar coins colliding, finally quieted this group of bastards.
Xie Zhi pointed to the money on the table: "I originally offered 50 million yuan, now add another 10 million yuan, buy it and swallow the nonsense, but if you think the price is not worth it, then forget it."
"Don't forget it! It's worth it!" Quill stretched out his hands anxiously, as if he could catch the money through the screen: "The Guardians of the Galaxy are based on sincerity, otherwise they won't take the initiative to contact you, the boss. What's the job? , you speak."
Xie Zhi nodded in satisfaction: "I still know the priorities, the work is... very simple.
You, fight with us, as long as you win, the 60 million will be yours. "
Quill spread his hands: "You spent 60 million just to make an appointment? Why?"
"Because..." Xie Zhi curled his lips: "You are very famous, Guardians of the Galaxy, you saved the universe three times, if you want to become famous, you should be the right one, isn't it?"
"That's right! We are the strongest, we killed Thanos! Anyone of us can kill!" Drax deeply agreed.
Thor shook his finger: "No, no, I killed Thanos, I cut off Thanos' head."
Xie Zhi smiled and said: "So, if I beat you, I will be famous, especially you, Prince Asgard, you cut off the head of Thanos, and I beat you again, which means that I can also beat Thanos to death." Pa, that's the reason."
"Wait a minute!" Quill swiped his hands back and forth, signaling to look at him: "Boss, I can understand your feelings, but if you want to challenge our Guardians of the Galaxy, the nature is different.
This is no ordinary mission, we are not obligated to fight you, it feels like prostitution to me.
Especially when you are an employer, look, if we win, others will misunderstand that we are not particular about business, if we lose, it must be intentional..."
"Okay, okay." Xie Zhi raised his hand and pressed down: "I understand, I need to add money, right?"
"The boss is a sensible person. Let me tell you about our first experience of saving the galaxy. At that time, we took on a big job, which was worth 400 million..."
"Win and get 600 million, do you want to do it?"
"Dry!"
"Don't do it."
It was Saul who refused, and everyone couldn't help but look at him, what do you mean?
Sol said solemnly: "I am the son of Odin, the father of the gods, Thor, the **** of thunder, if you fight with me, your life will be in danger.
And as a great hero, how could I beat my employer to death just for money? If this gets out, who am I? "
Rocket suddenly said: "Actually, I have an idea that has the best of both worlds. Boss, look at this. We will admit defeat directly. You can send the money back. Don't worry, we will definitely say that you have won. It is a real win-win~"
Quill snapped his fingers: "Perfect! Rocket, you finally came up with a good idea."
"It's meaningless for you to say that, do you think I'm joking with you?" Xie Zhi scratched his chin and sighed: "Well, since you are so cowardly, let's forget it.
As far as I know, the main force to kill Thanos is the Avengers, and the top three strongest Avengers are Wanda, Carol, and Hulk.
It's okay to find them, and it may not cost money, at least the two on Earth, I guess they would be willing to give a spaceship, a spaceship only costs a few dollars, one hundred and eighty thousand can be done. "
"Don't boss, Thor is the strongest Avenger, right bro!"
Rocket winked at Saul, but Saul took it seriously: "Yes, I am the strongest avenger, but it is also because of this, if I accidentally kill you, wouldn't it be against the principle of a hero?" Dao, this is not my style."
Rocket rolled his eyes, pointed to Xie Zhi and said: "Boss, don't worry, we will take this job, I will convince Sol..."
Xie Zhi dragged and said: "I don't care how you discuss it, I'll keep the coordinates, just wait for an hour, no waiting."
Quill said: "One hour is a bit tight, the jump wormhole is not very friendly to mammals..."
"It's none of my business, there are so many blah blah blah blah in a fight, isn't Asgard rich in petty publicity?"
Saying Xie Zhi cut off the communication.
On the other side, Solton became anxious: "Hey! Who is he calling Xiao Gongju!?"
Sol scratched his head embarrassingly: "This... By the way, I think there is a conspiracy here. This person is mysterious and wears a mask. Maybe he is going to endanger the universe. There must be something wrong with him!"
Quill hammered his fist into the palm of his hand: "That's right, we are the Guardians of the Galaxy, dedicated to protecting the Milky Way, and the Milky Way is in the universe, so he has a conspiracy, haven't we saved the universe again!
Four times! There is still money to be made! If you are not active in making a fortune, you have brain problems! "
Rocket also said: "That's right, even if he's not a villain, you can beat him lightly, you didn't kill those people in the bar, did you?"
"But playing lightly is not a competition, it's cheating..."
Rocket sighed: "Okay Saul, let's count on you to start with us, how much wine you drank, did you pay a penny?"
"That's right!" Quill added, "You also ruined two missions, smashed three bars, stole the wine from the Weta Business Alliance, and beat up Princess Mithras, just because you thought that princess's The chin is like Thanos... In short! We are in debt because of you!"
"Needless to say, fighting is my favorite!"
…
Almost at the close of an hour, the spacecraft of the Guardians of the Galaxy landed on the desert planet.
The two spaceships are fifty or sixty meters apart, Yaoyao facing each other.
The two groups got off the spaceship one after another, and after meeting each other, Xie Zhi looked at his watch pretendingly: "It's still on time."
The Rockets simply said: "What about the money, we will fight as soon as you give the money, we will definitely be happy."
"Wait a minute!" Sol, who was strolling behind, poked his head out, pointed behind Xie Zhi with his eyes wide open, "Vision? Aren't you dead? Why are you still turning white now? Brothers, what is Vision? my friend."
Bai Vision shook his head and said: "Mr. Saul, I remember you, but I am not Vision now. My boss calls me Xiaobai, and you can call me that if you want."
Sol frowned: "Your boss? Him? The masked one, what did you do to the vision?"
"Hehe, want to know? Then you have to beat me first." Xie Zhi hooked his fingers provocatively as he spoke.
"It seems that it has something to do with you. Very good. I haven't had the urge to fight for a long time, but winning you has never been a problem. The problem is that you don't have to fight."
Xie Zhi smiled: "Don't worry, among the people who play thunder and lightning, I have seen more ruthless than you, and your thunder and lightning alone are not enough to watch."
"Great, I like tough opponents."
Following Sol's voice, there was a rumble, and suddenly dark clouds rolled in the sky, thunder bursts, and Sol's eyes glowed with blue lightning, electric snakes sprang up all over his body, and the storm battle ax in his hand also surged with electricity.
Obviously, these sound and light effects proved that he had a tendency to get angry.
Quill hurriedly persuaded: "You wait for a while, he hasn't come up with 600 million yet, if he has no money, we will lose a lot."
"Money is not important now." Sol raised his ax and pointed: "Come out, I don't want to implicate Vision when I hit you."
Xie Zhi put his hands behind his back, walked around with a smile, and distanced himself from Bai Huanvision and the others.
With a loud click, Tianlei suddenly fell and went straight to the top of Xie Zhi's head!
And Xie Zhi just tilted his head, several short black shadows shot out of thin air and gathered above Xie Zhi's head.
There was a buzzing sound, followed by a sudden flash of light, and the crackling sound of thunder and lightning colliding.
Those things, are... lightsabers.
That's right, after the hilts of several lightsabers were ejected, with the blades facing inward and the hilts outward, they rotated at high speed in the air, forming a round shield.
And the Thunderbolt summoned by Sol was firmly blocked, unable to advance an inch at all.
Using a lightsaber to block thunder and lightning has been tested countless times in actual combat, especially Rey, who used two lightsabers to block Palpatine, who is the strongest player in thunder. Of course, at that time, there were countless people behind her. The ancestors of the Jedi have someone to back them up.
But Xie knows that although there is no Jedi heroic spirit as a helper, Thor's thunder and lightning are no match for Palpatine, but he can fight tens of thousands of interstellar warships!
So don't look at many things that a lightsaber can't split, but it is absolutely perfect for blocking lightning. This is clear to everyone in the old Xie family. After all, there is a real **** of thunder in the family, Xiaoyu.
Of course, Xie Zhi's original intention is to call Sol's weight, otherwise, he will directly use the routine of soul-suppressing eyes, teleportation and cuteness, which will save trouble.
Judging from the current situation of the initial encounter, Xie Zhi reckons that the current Sol is very close to Xiaoyu.
Xie Zhi still admires this in his heart. The potential of these two idiots is indeed good. You must know that the reason why Xiaoyu is superior to others is not only because of the thunder power of the Meow Hammer, she also has the talent from the original force. The power of thunder, the combination of the two is definitely not addition and subtraction, but similar to nuclear fusion!
And Xiao Yu's enlightenment in the universe of Star Wars world is not something that everyone can understand.
Therefore, Sol's ability to get close to Xiaoyu is quite remarkable in Xie Zhi's view. Of course, it is only limited to the level of lightning release, and the rest depends on the situation.
But at the beginning of the battle, Quill was the most surprised. He couldn't help muttering: "Hey, let me just say, there must be Jedi Knights!"
Groot: "I'm Groot?"
Quill waved his hand: "The classic movie on Earth, well, he uses a red lightsaber and wears a mask, so what is his relationship with Darth Vader?"
On the other side, Sol narrowed his eyes slightly: "It's kind of interesting, no wonder you dare to challenge me, very good, I'm afraid I won't be able to play enough."
Before the words fell, Sol struck straight with his axe, like a pillar of lightning erupting, and shot Xie Zhi in an instant!
The strange lightsaber blocked the top, but there was no time to block it in front. Sol thought well, and the thunder and lightning did hit Xie Zhi.
However, the light of the thunder and lightning is too strong and dazzling. If you look carefully, you will find that what the lightning actually hit was the... light vortex in Xie Zhi's hand.
Seeing the truth clearly, Sol couldn't help but startled: "What kind of trick is this?"
"There are still many things you don't understand, boy, this is called... the battle turns and the stars move. Have you ever heard of using the way of the other to return to the other?"
Before the words fell, Xie Zhi pushed the light vortex in his hand suddenly, and suddenly there was a turning point in the thunder and lightning, and the berserk Thunder Snake turned back to Sol immediately, and struck squarely!
With a bang, Sol was sent flying!
So it's really... repaying him with his way.
And this scene directly dumbfounded everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy, didn't it, didn't the stupid guy call himself Thor? He also said that all the blood vessels are flowing with lightning. How can it not be insulated when it encounters lightning?
Of course laymen can’t understand it, only the person involved knows that on the surface Sol was struck by lightning, but in fact, after the energy conversion of time and space, the thunder is also mixed with the impact of the original force~www.mtlnovel.com~ Sol is Not afraid of thunder and lightning, but he can't digest the kinetic energy.
"Hahaha! Exciting!"
After landing on the ground, Sol stabilized his figure, brushed his chest like a normal person, grinned and bared his teeth: "You got me excited! Then let's be serious!"
As he spoke, the giant ax spun like a flower in his hand, mixed with electric light, it was really beautiful.
But before Sol launched another attack, he suddenly shivered, his expression froze, and his expression was extremely strange.
The most puzzling thing is Xie Zhi, I didn't do anything, I was waiting for you to come, what do you mean? Upset?
Sol shivered again, took a step back, pointed behind Xie Zhi and said, "You...what do you mean! Why are you looking at me like that! His eyes make me very uncomfortable! Seeing it makes me... heartbroken very messy!"
Xie Zhi looked back and immediately understood.
Saul was talking about...battery man.
And the battery man winked his eyes at Saul at the right time, and licked his thick black lips with his tongue...