"Oh." King Nereus frowned: "Your people? Fish?"
Xie Zhi scratched his chin: "Well, this statement is not accurate, it also includes Pai Daxing, Squidward Brother, and so on, hiss...does SpongeBob SquarePants count?"
King Nereus laughed and said, "Hehe, it's because you have the Sea King's Trident? The legend doesn't mention this."
"I didn't mention it, but don't you have a communicator? You can contact your domestic courtiers now and ask them what happened."
And almost when Xie Zhi finished speaking, King Nereus' communicator rang, which seemed to be a coincidence.
Xie Zhi smiled: "If you don't mind, turn on the speakerphone."
King Nereus really turned on the speakerphone, and he also wanted to see what the **** Xie Zhi was up to.
As a result, a voice full of panic came from the communicator: "Your Majesty! Something happened...I don't know how to describe it..."
"explain!"
"The domestic creatures are gathering and leaving, fish, shrimp, crabs, everything, including our mounts! They seem to be... obeying the call. I don't know why, but they are indeed leaving the border!"
"knew!"
After hanging up the communication, everyone present looked at Xie Zhi in astonishment, and Xie Zhi shook his trident indifferently: "Yes, I did it, this fork is very useful, all the creatures in the earth's oceans listen to me, oh , except you Oceanians.
And now, I hear the voice of the people, little fish, little shrimp, little crab, little sea turtle, fight for...freedom! Want the fish master!
Gone are the days of being braised, fried, and steamed! Starting today, even if it is a seaweed, you have to stand up and be the master!
As the song says, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dance in the waves~"
Meera was dumbfounded: "Then what shall we eat!?"
"Well, you can eat dirt, but I don't care about the dirt."
King Nereus hurriedly said: "Your Excellency, this... I have something to discuss. Things like soil can't be digested after eating, and people in the sea are starving to death. Isn't it also a humanitarian tragedy? If you have any conditions, please mention them. Better than confrontation, right?"
Xie Zhile: "Yo, people in the ocean also know humanitarianism."
King Nereus sneered: "Of course, we know a little about land people. After all, the things thrown into the sea also include books."
Xie Zhi nodded: "It's not impossible to discuss, after all, everyone knows that most fish have only five seconds of memory, so their demonstrations, smashing Capitol Hill, and zero yuan purchases, In fact, they remember to eat but not to fight, and forget when they turn their heads.
As a result, most of the time, they fell into the oil pan, but after five seconds, they still forgot why they couldn't breathe.
So this so-called revolution is meaningless. I don’t know what the root problem is. Without a talented leader and a program to guide it, it’s just a mess and a mob. "
Atlanta replied: "Yes, but now they have them, and you are a talented leader. Mr. Xie Zhi, if you have any requests, we will always listen to them."
"Okay, then I'll talk about it." Xie Zhi realized a huge chair and sat down with his legs crossed: "First of all, eat fish... It's not impossible, but you can't eat it for nothing, after all, it's all my fish .
Of course, I am very fair. After all, land people also eat fish, so the conditions are equal.
As for my first suggestion, it is... you guys stop hiding it and establish diplomatic relations with the land people. Is there a problem? "
Everyone looked at each other, and it was Mera who said, "Mr. Xie Zhi, the sea people have a very bad impression of the land people. This is almost universal. I am afraid that the establishment of diplomatic relations will be opposed by our people."
Xie Zhi disdainfully said: "Then they don't object to war? It's man-made. Don't find a bunch of nonsense reasons when you go to war. Peaceful exchanges start to talk about public opinion. You can't be too double-standard. Ocean people are also people.
Yes, public opinion is of course very important, but who caused the people to not understand the truth? It’s you who are in power, if the propaganda work is objective and fair, how can the hostility intensify?
That's right, people on land have indeed dumped a lot of dirty things into the ocean, including nuclear waste water, but the problem is that people on land are also opposed to this kind of stinky, shameless and immoral thing. People also have environmental protection awareness. The idiot government is shameless, just put the same label on the whole country.
You know, there are less than 200 countries for land people, and there are still countries with a bottom line and three views.
So you are completely realistic and inform the public, let the people in the ocean know which country’s conscience is eaten by dogs, not only dumping nuclear waste water, but also massacring such smart, cute, and friendly creatures as dolphins.
What countries are talking about loudly, talking about environmental protection all day long, but they just don’t do anything about human affairs. They can even talk about global warming when others eat meat. If their own meat eats and wastes the world’s number one, it doesn’t exist at all. The dogs publicly declared that they were going to dump nuclear wastewater, but they all shut up.
And which countries are sincere about environmental protection, and after decades of hard work, they can make the desert green again, and even grow vegetables in the desert.
Oh, if you haven't seen the desert, you need to know more about it.
In short, it is necessary to distinguish who can be associated with, who is a true friend, who is a rogue government that cannot be trusted, and who is... something that must be dealt with by hostility. "
Mera couldn't help frowning: "Is the world of land people so complicated? It's really troublesome."
Xie Zhi curled his lips and said: "Look, as a princess of a country, even you find it troublesome, let alone the common people.
So if you don’t let go of your arrogance and prejudice, the misunderstanding will only get deeper and deeper. It’s only a matter of time before you start a war. If you don’t plan to change, don’t make my fish hurt. It’s better to eat the dirt as soon as possible. Get used to it, and you can evolve a new digestive system. "
Atlanta hurriedly said: "Meera doesn't understand the human world, but I do. Mr. Xie Zhi, you are right~www.mtlnovel.com~ You should deepen your understanding and communication. I can be the master, Atlantis The kingdom will contact land countries as quickly as possible to discuss the establishment of diplomatic relations."
As soon as these words came out, Aum, who was locked not far away, almost vomited blood, but unfortunately even his mouth was sealed, so he could only stare blankly.
Nothing else, my mother's meaning is obvious, the queen has returned and regained power.
Seeing Atlana's statement, King Nereus had no choice but to know that the government of the Fisherman's Country had long been inclined in this regard, and now he would not express any objection. If he objected, he would have to be isolated.
What's more, this mysterious giant is not only powerful, but also can control marine life. If the food resources are pinched by it, it is tantamount to pinching the lifeline of the marine people.
Helpless, I had to agree,
Following Mera, he said, "Mr. Xie Zhi, do you have any suggestions for establishing diplomatic relations? After all, we understand the national conditions of land people and it will take time."
Xie Zhi thought for a while, and said: "Originally, I want you to believe what you see, but you are right, traveling around the world takes a lot of time, and you will also hear a lot of lies because of the intrigues of people from all over the world. .
How about this, I suggest that the first stop of the global investigation starts with Ji Jianguo.
The reason is not complicated. Several rogue countries that are currently in power are trying their best to spread rumors and discredit that country.
Seeing the facts with your own eyes first, and then comparing the rumors spread by other countries, will help you mariners not be fooled by rogue countries, understand their routines, and you will have a good idea of how to measure in the future exchanges. "