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In the wilderness.
The three children are squatting, but look at the buttocks of their pants, the fabric is moving.
Yes, the three kids are rubbing their butts with the Force.
Xie Ai snorted with dissatisfaction on his face: "Am I wrong? I did see the big baby wearing pants, why is my **** unlucky? Although it doesn't hurt, I don't want to lose face as a senior sister."
Anakin nodded: "Yes, I saw it too. Sister Hammer is wearing underpants. I just said I saw it too. Does the second disciple of the Time and Space Sect want to lose face?"
Qilu rolled his eyes: "Pig teammate!"
The two children stared at Qilu dissatisfied, Xie Ai said: "You are the teammate of the pig! You don't even say you didn't see it, what do you mean by poking your butt?"
Qilu sighed: "It's not the fault of you two. I said it's inappropriate if you see it, and it's inappropriate if you don't see it. Why don't you take the initiative and at least have an attitude of admitting your mistakes. What do you two wear underpants? It's not hot." Let's add fuel, teammate pig!"
Not to mention the bickering between the three little ones, on the other side, Xie Tiechui blushed and drooped his head.
Xie Zhi and Bucky also suffered from toothaches. Watching the videos spread all over the Internet, the juicy Chinese cabbage they raised at home has now become the dream lover of the brats all over the world.
That's right, the two adults don't care about a bunch of imperialist hawks being beaten up, let alone how big things are.
The problem is, in the comment area, almost all of them are arguing about the legitimacy of who this beautiful girl's wife is.
A group of dead house yelled on the keyboard that no one is allowed to steal my wife from me, which made the two adults extremely unhappy.
Xie Zhi sighed: "Hammer, what, I know you are anxious to help your mother and those two stinky boys, I don't blame you for this, but... if this happens again, put on the ring first.
Of course, no one would wear a ring in the shower, but rings change into clothes quickly, right? "
"Hmm." Xie Tiehammer nodded.
Bucky also said: "Grandpa is not saying you are not good, hammer is very good, great, but let's... Well, anyway, next time someone will take a picture of you with a mobile phone, especially a man! He will doubt life!"
"Uh-huh."
Yes, when the two brothers rushed back to the community, the situation was unstoppable.
Even if all the spectators are controlled and their mobile phones are destroyed, it is useless, because the video has already been uploaded to the Internet.
Similarly, even attacking the network will not help, someone must have downloaded it, don't underestimate the speed of the otaku.
So the unlucky one is of course the bear's ass.
Of course, the agents of the Seventh District are the culprit, and they will not let it go.
So the two adults made a decisive decision, and a dense green fog appeared directly, filling the community, and when the fog dissipated, not only the old Xie's family disappeared, but also all the secret agents.
As a result, the three little guys had to stagger when their buttocks were whipped, let alone the agents.
At this moment in the wilderness, all the agents were hung upside down, with no shoes and bare feet, and the soles of their feet were still drenched with Coke, which had dried up at this time, attracting countless flies.
But every mouth was sealed, and they could only struggle and twist, but they couldn't make a sound.
It's hard to say too much about the eldest granddaughter, I can only mean it. At this moment, the two brothers miss their daughter-in-law very much.
Facing the agents again, the amiable expressions on the faces of the two brothers were swept away, and they walked up to them with gloomy faces.
The curly hair shook his head and said: "This is a misunderstanding! Our actions are completely legal. If you are dissatisfied, you can complain to my superiors, but imprisoning government employees is a federal felony..."
Bucky reached out and took out the ID from Curly, opened it and said, "Seymour Reggie Simmons, agent of the Seventh District, what does the Seventh District do?"
Curly, that is, Simmons shook his head and said: "I can't say, this is a secret, everyone involved in the secret knows, it has to be saved to write memoirs after retirement, and all the money in my later years depends on this..."
Xie Zhi raised his brows: "Oh, the mouth is quite broken. Do you think crawling flies on the soles of your feet is a punishment? No, it's just charging some interest."
As he spoke, Xie Zhi raised his hand, and the Tai Chi ring glowed with yellow light. Immediately afterwards, the eyes of all the agents shone with yellow light. They twisted their bodies in horror, and some even peed their pants.
Xie Zhi could of course use the Force to control their minds and make them tell the truth, but this time they really got angry.
It's not just a matter of the eldest granddaughter suffering a small loss, but my own child is super capable, what if it's the same as an ordinary child? Government agents can arrest children at will? How dare you threaten to kill him? What about political correctness? Are you not a kid if you have superpowers?
A minute later, when the yellow light of the Tai Chi ring went out, the agents were panting violently, their bodies already drenched in sweat.
But Xie Zhi didn't ask questions, and gave them a five-second rest period, and the fear energy continued.
After tossing and tossing for half an hour, Xie Zhicai said: "Do you want to do it again?"
Simmons's face was covered with saliva and snot, and he said in a panic: "No, no! No need! The seventh district does not exist, it is top secret..."
Following the narration, the two brothers knew what was going on.
It turns out that if this matter has to be traced back to the source, it is also the responsibility of Sam and Bumblebee. Bumblebee's driverless car crashed, and Sam called the police with nonsense, saying that his car was alive, which attracted the attention of the seventh district. .
The responsibility of the Seventh District is to monitor information that may be related to aliens.
Yes, they know the existence of aliens, and they have a living sample in their hands, yes, a Transformer, code-named NBE One.
Based on the information of Decepticons and Autobots, the so-called NBE One is Megatron who accidentally fell into the Arctic Circle.
In fact, the existence of the seventh district is also due to Megatron. When the government discovered a frozen giant robot, it formed a secret agency to study alien robots.
And the old American high-tech in this world is almost all technology cracked from Megatron.
Coincidentally, there is another thing in the seventh district, the source of fire.
That's right, the headquarters of the Seventh District is at the Hoover Dam. To be precise, the Hoover Dam was built for the Seventh District, at least in this world.
But what annoys Bucky is that the style of this District 7 is the same as that of the old American District 51 in the bee world. It has long been discovered that aliens exist, but it is judged that... will not threaten national security! The reason for sanctioning other countries all day long no longer exists when it should be used!
Bucky couldn't help gnashing his teeth and said, "You son of a bitch! Not to mention other countries, but even the Minister of Defense of your own country doesn't know, it's ridiculous.
Okay, keep it a secret, there's nothing wrong with it, but keeping it a secret is for serious business! This **** is over a century old! A lot of technology has been developed, all of which are used to make money, spy on other countries, and maintain hegemony. The weapons against Transformers have not even been developed!
These grandchildren! What's more, it's worthless! Can't you use your mind and eyes on doing people's affairs? What could be more serious than the life and death of an entire species? Just one sentence, God bless the United States, is it all done? Even if there really is one God~www.mtlnovel.com~ I'm blind! "
Xie Zhi patted Bucky on the shoulder: "Calm down, I know you are angry, but you have seen all kinds of unreliable things too much, so you can't do it."
Bucky said angrily: "Shame on me, my old face..."
"Understood, you can't get angry, so let's smoke and let these grandchildren improve their memory."
Bucky sighed: "The key is to remember to eat and not to fight. I figured it out. The land I robbed is very good, separated by the Pacific Ocean, and there are no strong enemies around. It's too safe. In the end, I was still fighting Small calculations! It's purely habitual.
Unlike your hometown, which has been constantly surrounded by various threats since ancient times. Only after experiencing a lot of hardships can we know what to do and what is important and what is not. "
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