Chapter 238 Clear, Stupid, Ambitious Jeff
The eighteenth district of Florida is one of the seven districts in Dade County, Florida. There are only twenty districts in the whole of Florida. Dade County, which is located in the big city of Miami, is divided into seven districts. It can be seen that Just how densely populated is Miami.
Unaware that he was about to usher in a completely different life experience, Jeff took Tommy for a slow drive in the constituency in his family's Ford family car, introduced some landmarks in the district, and waited for the elementary school to finish. Go again to start his great rally.
Along the way, he told Tommy and Martin about his mental journey from being an ordinary person to standing up for the election. He was very sincere and simple. After listening to Martin, he wanted to stop several times and go to Page in the car behind. Give this guy an electric shock with a few electric shockers, maybe it will make him grow his brain.
In addition to being a plumber repairman, Jeff Lavin is also a volunteer janitor of the church. It can be understood as a member of the Catholic Church who is enthusiastic about helping the school and children. The assembly in his mouth refers to when the children leave school in the afternoon, because there are many Parents work in citrus orchards, okra or sugarcane orchards, and they finish work late. Therefore, these church staff will be very loving in helping to take care of their children in extracurricular venues arranged by the school or the church. From this, we can see that Jeff -Lavin is a caring person who likes children very much.
The only problem is that he is keen to tell the Bible stories to the children, and likes to instill the so-called truth into the children with the help of his two janitor friends who also believe in the flat earth theory, that is, scientists are lying and the earth is flat. of.
He was in charge of telling biblical myths and stories from books on the stage, interspersed with some remarks about the flat earth, while his two janitor friends were responsible for distributing candies to the children to calm them down.
No kid would like to hear corny Bible stories, so the congregation didn't go too well, only a dozen or so kids would listen to Jeff tell a story for candy's sake.
During the assembly, there was a teacher who was in charge of supervising children's safety at school, and he couldn't help arguing with them at the scene, mocking Jeff and the other two janitors as idiots, and Jeff and the other three janitors, although some Love, but eloquence is not as good as a real teacher, so the teacher had a debate with them about science and theology, so that there were only a dozen children who were dubious about the horizon, and only five were left on the second day, and those five were not Really believe the flat earth said, but love Jeff's free candy they offer.
Seeing that the teacher ruined their hard work when they were about to let the children know the truth, Jeff and the three of them were very angry, but they felt that eloquence could not defeat that nasty teacher, so after Jeff thought hard, he thought of One way, in order to prove to the children that practice leads to true knowledge, he invited the teacher who sincerely found fault and tried to prevent them from dismantling this scientific conspiracy to participate in a proof experiment.
The experiment is very simple. Jeff found a large medicine ball and a large wooden board, and then the three of them jumped up and down on the wooden board like a fool. Under the witness, repeat the actions of the three of them on the solid wood board on that solid ball. If the other party can't do it, it means that if the earth is really a ball, they should have been unable to stand still.
Maybe the teacher in the Florida public elementary school also has brain problems. Amidst the constant urging by the students, he was really determined to fight on the spot. He took a lot of effort to finally stand firmly on the solid wooden ball, but he sprained his ankle just after jumping.
On the second day after Jeff proposed this great experiment, the number of students participating in the assembly increased from five to more than fifty. When Jeff told the story that God ordered Noah’s Ark to save the world, the students in the assembly were as follows Enthusiastic discussion, how can I get my hated teacher to participate in this great flat earth proof experiment, and then sprain my ankle.
Several courageous children even ran to the principal and asked the principal to participate in this experiment.
"Jeff, if you think there is something wrong with the school's science curriculum, you should go to the Congress in Washington and tell all the citizens of this country. Let parents tell the children the truth, and children may be more likely to believe it."
There is no problem with the principal's ridicule, the only problem is that the three smart people did not hear the ridicule, but only the encouragement:
"Yes, if their experiment of a solid ball and a solid wood board is broadcast in Congress or on TV, it will let the entire American people understand that those scientists who said that the earth is a ball are lying ?"
The three brothers hit it off, and in last year's congressional election, Jeff's friend, Big Smart No. 1, registered to run in the name of a Democrat. This may be due to lack of preparation. Don't say they tried to debate within the party to show the Democrats Let’s take a look at the great flat earth theory experiment of the three brothers. During the party’s primary election stage, not even a single name was mentioned by any media, and they shared a label with a large number of people who signed up for the election but had a support rate of less than 0.1%, and others.
Originally thought that they would have to wait for the next House of Representatives election two years later before they would have the opportunity to continue running for the election and continue to work hard to clarify the truth in Washington. Unexpectedly, their luck was very good. Cancer, Mr. Claude Pepper, who monopolized the 18th District Washington House of Representatives position for 27 years, finally fell down. The 18th District will hold a temporary special election to elect a new representative to Washington. Take over from Claude Pepper.
This made Jeff and his three great minds feel that God must be helping them, God wanted them to stand up and announce this great truth to the world, and this time, the other two great minds expressed their support for Jeff Lavin to stand up The reason for the election is that Jeff proposed and provided props for the great proof of medicine **** and solid wood boards.
The subsequent development is that in order to go to Washington with medicine **** and solid wood boards, Jeff is obliged to stand up and register for election in order to let the American people see the truth.
Today, he just finished registering, took his personal information for the election, and was about to find a printing shop to print flyers, and then met Tommy and his film crew.
Martin looked at Jeff in the driver's seat while looking at the car, while turning his head to look at the co-pilot's camera from time to time, trying to explain the process of his completing the great experiment of the flat earth theory, his facial muscles couldn't help but twitch.
He had been living in Little Haiti, Miami, where as far as the eye could see, it was all blacks, low-level blacks. Then he went to Los Angeles to make a living, met Page, met Tommy, and lived in Beverly Hills. Most of the white people I met were rich people, such as Tommy and Stephen, or smart and cunning villains, such as Page, such as the sudden disappearance of Big George. In short, these white people made Martin feel very powerful , making him think that all white people should be as good as Page, Tommy, Stephen, Sophia, and Otilia.
Until now, when he met this stupid white man with a clear face who wanted to reveal the great discovery of the flat earth to the American people, he discovered that among the white people there are also people like Little Haiti or Compton niggers. stupid*.
"Boss..." Martin looked at Tommy, who was reading the newspaper with his head down, "Why don't we continue to feed the pigeons with laxatives? Look at the sincere expression on this guy's face, I can't bear to call him an idiot to his face! Because I I'm afraid he will ask me seriously what the word idiot means."
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