Chapter 136 Blowing the horn
"Sophia, stay with Holly, Susan, and Mark continue to enjoy the scenery of Boston, but Jason, we're going back to Stanford to get down to business!" Tommy said these words to his companions, and took Jason to fly Back in Stanford, California, his true home, SSD fraternity home.
Charles, Eric, Ted and other SSD members who have a good relationship with Tommy have already been waiting in front of their round table. Seeing Tommy and Jason coming back, Ted excitedly moved his hands on the table A few slaps:
"You didn't make us wait until our hair turned gray! Silly *Tommy!"
Then he slid the two documents that he had prepared in front of him on the desktop to the two of them: "The manuscript I completed myself, I asked the editor-in-chief of my Laozi newspaper to help revise it. Enjoy my moving writing."
Ted was recognized by SSD as a cowboy and a lover before Jason appeared. He was handsome, glib, and quick-witted, otherwise SSD would not let him go out to seduce beautiful girls.
In addition to these advantages, he is also a journalism student in the Social Science Department of the Stanford School of Humanities and Sciences. His biggest dream is to complete the renovation of his serious and in-depth newspaper after inheriting the family business, from focusing on international situations to Pay attention to gossip.
Tommy picked up the manuscript and flipped through it, while Jason crossed his arms and didn't touch it: "Ted, my dear brother, I'm fine with other descriptions, as long as you remember to mention my name in the manuscript." A club as long as a Mandingo will do."
"Are you sure you never thought about reconciling with the other party?" Eric asked with a smile to Tommy who was flipping through the manuscript, "Then why should it be a lot of money, at least more than robbing a bank?" .”
Tommy turned a page and said to his Big without raising his head: "Although I drive the worst car with SSD, Eric, I can still tell you that I do this for the common people, absolutely Not for the **** money."
"Very good, read it in your heart a few more times, and use psychological hypnosis to make yourself believe this lie." Charles picked up the baked snacks prepared by his fraternity cook for several people, and said while sending them to his mouth.
"The standard of this character manuscript is very high, Ted." After Tommy read the manuscript, he looked at Ted: "But I only have two questions. The first one, do we need to be so false to our own people? The whole manuscript There seems to be too much embellishment and euphemism in it."
"Dude, none of what you **** do is human, and if I don't embellish, I don't tact, you and Jason in the manuscript, one is a villain who is **** bent on bullying the nerd company to replace it, and the other is Stupid cowboys who make money by sleeping with older women in order to save money to sleep with beautiful girls, no matter how **** SSD’s own people, we can’t... tell everyone directly, yes, SSD has been established for more than 100 years, and has always maintained tradition and never forgotten At first, our members always insist on being a bastard." Ted heard that Tommy was not satisfied with the manuscript written by himself, and retorted:
"Thanks to my racking my brains, trying to write you as a good boy who cares about the disadvantaged and insists on equal rights in technology."
"If I didn't know what I was, and just read this manuscript, I would definitely believe that Jason and I were good boys, as good as those **** nerds, you know what I mean? Like Tom who started the company, Like James in Symantec, those are the real good kids, who have dreams, want to change the world, and do what they like..." Tommy explained to Ted with gestures:
"Understood? I mean, our SSD internal magazine is published monthly, and there are such touching stories on it every month. No matter how good you praise us, the most is just to make us look like those real ones in the magazine. There is no difference between good boys, I don’t need the 20,000 living SSD brothers to read it and say, wow, SSD seems to have another good boy who is enthusiastic about public welfare.”
"But after reading it, let those rich and powerful SSD brothers understand, Shit! A group of nerds dare to **** provoke SSD brothers? What happened in this world? The nerds took over the United States? And our brothers seem to do it Not bad, it seems that not only has protective measures been taken, but it seems that they can kick those guys' **** hard in reverse! This method... seems to be more than just kicking butts, it seems to be able to make some money? Do you want to give him a spank? Call, talk to him?"
After finishing speaking, Tommy took a sip of coffee and looked at Ted: "This is the reaction I need from them after watching it."
"What about the second question?" Ted frowned: "If you just write that you are a jerk, there is no need to waste writing."
"You forgot to write about my other charity. SSD's cooperative charity organization is the Veterans Care Association. Tommy Hawke once said that he will always provide training services for veterans free of charge and help them return to normal life."
"Women's employment, equal rights in technology, low-level knowledge barriers, and now you add caring for veterans, you just tell everyone that Tommy Hawke is the reincarnation of Jesus, to save the lost lambs! All **** kneel down and worship me , to celebrate the birth of the new god!" After hearing Tommy's words, Ted pointed his **** at him and said:
"The few public opinion points that ordinary people pay attention to nowadays, except for homosexuality and tax cuts, you seem to have already set them on yourself."
Tommy spread his hands: "Believe me, if I advertised myself as a **** reincarnated Jesus, I wouldn't have to pay taxes to the U.S. government, I'd have done it long ago."
"I'll leave it to you next week. You don't have to think about this month's magazine. You can only show it next month." Ted shrugged, and then said excitedly: "I'm very busy this week, you know, Slavs from the Humanities College The language and literature major actually has twin sisters with the same model body, Danish, I just got their pager number..."
Jason nodded repeatedly at the side, and said to Ted: "Experience tells me that you'd better listen to him, Ted, this idiot can do it, and then, you give me the number of the twin sisters, me and Tang Mi will help you share..."
"When the **** is it, are you still in the mood to talk to girls?" Tommy looked at Jason dissatisfied:
"You are the co-founder of Actor, tomorrow you will go to SSD's headquarters in Evanston with Eric and the others, and then wait for the headquarters to select a group of people who can make a deal before accompanying you to Boston, Holly is ready I bought a batch of computers and software, and then I will focus on those universities in Massachusetts that have SSD chapters, and support their training programs with school women's organizations. I worked hard to squeeze out a lot of money and invited a batch of newspapers in Massachusetts And the TV station is waiting to report on your charity activities, the company arranges for you to show off, and you are in the **** mood to pick up girls?"
Jason saw Tommy's serious expression and nodded: "Well, I was just joking. Compared with girls, of course I prefer to show off on TV stations and newspapers."
"But you can think of me when you have beautiful women. I'm still very touched, brother, but work is more important now." Tommy patted Jason on the shoulder, finished speaking in a slow tone, and looked at Ted:
"Give me the number of the twins alone, and I will take care of them for Jason who is busy at work. Even if I need to take the medicine of dignity and honor for this, I will not hesitate. Okay, everyone, I There's another one to catch up on, bye."
These guys paid the highest respect to Tommy Hawke when he left the meeting room, and everyone raised their only two middle fingers to him, sending endless, extremely high F content Farewell to Tommy.
"Thank you for your encouragement. The horn has already sounded, so that those nerds from prestigious Boston schools can see clearly how much energy a **** born in SSD who is not qualified to hold a branch in those prestigious schools can explode!"
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Matt, the chairman of the White Shoes Brotherhood, sat on a bench outside the library, like a spy joint, carefully took the envelope in his hand and took a document handed to him by Tommy Hawke who sat over, and at the same time Watching his surroundings vigilantly, Tommy asked curiously when he saw his mannerisms:
"If it wasn't for me, I would know that it only contained some of my own explanations about the concept of equal rights in science and technology. Just looking at your expression gave me the illusion that I was helping the Soviets deliver top-secret information, Matt."
"Let me remind you, Tommy, that from now on, the ownership of this word is no longer yours, understand? It's our white shoe fraternity UC Berkeley Law School alumnus, former mayor of San Diego, current U.S. Senate Senator Pete Wilson of the California District."
"You have chosen such a lousy big shot for me for so long? The newspapers in California didn't comment very well on him, mocking him for taking the exam for four consecutive years before he got a lawyer's license. When he was mayor California’s Bill Thirteen, which supports the reduction of property taxes and real estate taxes, wants to allow citizens to live without stress. After leaving office, they immediately opposed this bill, saying that raising property taxes would allow the government to use the money to improve the environment for the homeless. "Tommy glanced at his mouth when he heard the name of the powerful person the other party helped him find:
"You know what I mean? He's like a **** bisexual cowboy who sells front and back."
Matt looked at Tommy with disdain: "This is the basic quality of being a politician. Isn't the Actor company you created able to sell before and after?"
"Hey! Don't **** insult Actors. It's different from politicians. As long as the price is right, Actors not only sell before and after, but also provide up, down, left, and right sides. They satisfy customers more than politicians." Tommy shrugged and said:
"I'm just worried about whether this guy who got into position by pimping the president for many years can use this concept well."
Matt said: "If you are not anxious to change the public's impression, who will pay attention to you? What about the well-known alumni in our fraternity, and the living Supreme Court justice? But you think he would be willing to listen to me tell him Some **** ideas? Only the person who has trouble to solve will take something from you to solve his own trouble, and at the same time, help you by the way."
"I understand this, Matt, you don't need to explain to me, get to the point, I don't have much time." Tommy waved to Teacher Maya who just walked out of the main entrance of the library in the distance and talked quietly with his classmates, and then told Ma special asked.
"These explanations will be faxed to the senator's assistant in Washington. If the senator is interested after reading it, he will listen to you and explain it in detail. The point is to squeeze your limited time and prepare to explain it to him in person. .” Matt turned his head to look at Tommy:
"Remember clearly, you only have one chance."
Tommy looked at Matt with sharp eyes: "You can always trust me. After all, I am not Mr. Pete Wilson. I took the exam four times before I got the chance to be a lawyer."
The first update~~ The second update will not be later than eight o'clock, I seem to have adjusted my schedule~
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