Chapter 522 The magical brain circuit
Qi Sha blew up when he heard this question, and shouted angrily: "You just don't want to admit it!"
Pei Yi was very annoyed, she bent her finger and tapped the young man's forehead, and said fiercely: "Speak up! I ask you a question, and you answer it well. Why do you keep saying that I have been better with you?"
The little bit of "heroic spirit" that Qisha had finally emerged was knocked out again.
He hugged his knees with one hand and covered his forehead with the other, and confessed aggrievedly: "On New Year's Eve last year, you and I performed the ceremony of Zhou Gong. My back hurts."
Pei Yi was dumbfounded.
It turned out to be New Year's Eve again!
She never dreamed that the most pure and ignorant boss in her opinion would always tacitly assume that the two of them had a physical relationship.
Pei Yi suddenly felt tired and sad, and explained in a hopeless way: "That night, we were both innocent and did nothing."
Qi Kill stared at her with a look of being a prostitute, and retorted resentfully and angrily: "You woke up the next day with a backache!"
Pei Yi had a terrible headache and explained helplessly: "That's because you guys either pressed my arms or my legs to sleep. I couldn't even turn over, and my blood must be poor when I woke up the next day." .Let’s not talk about back pain, I’m lucky that I didn’t get crushed and dislocated by you.”
Qi Sha stared wide-eyed, looking unbelievable.
After a long while, he murmured to himself with sadness and shock on his face: "How is it possible..."
Pei Yi explained emphatically with a very tired heart: "The fact is like this. The relationship between you and me is like cabbage boiled with tofu. It's clear (green) for nothing."
Qisha looked at her very cautiously.
After a while, he retorted in a very distrustful tone of grief: "Impossible! I woke up with no clothes on. There is no way you didn't get along with me!"
Pei Yi has a headache.
How to explain this kind of thing to be convincing?
A flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and Pei Yi explained with relief: "Wugui, when you woke up that day, did you see redness on the bed? No, right? Isn't that right? Nothing happened to us. .”
Qisha seriously recalled the situation after waking up on the first day of the first lunar month.
The bed sheets are indeed clean, without any redness.
I heard from those military masters that if a girl's family meets for the first time, she will become popular.
Now Saburo emphasized to him that there is no Luohong...
Qisha's expression slowly brightened.
Pei Yi felt very relieved when she saw that he seemed to be enlightened.
Before she could say anything with a smile, the young man in front of her suddenly hugged her.
Then, the boy gave her a "chirp" kiss on the face.
This kind of sudden sneak attack made Pei Yi's heart skip a beat for a moment.
But soon, dark clouds covered Pei Yi's face.
She slapped him away with a single slap.
Qi Sha didn’t feel angry at being beaten at all, instead, he crawled up to her side with all his hands and feet. He was in a great mood, and asked with a smile: “Sanlang, have you never been nice to others?”
Pei Yi was inexplicably embarrassed, but her face was very tense, she glared at the other party angrily and said, "So what?!"
Qi Sha stared at her eagerly, rubbed her shoulder lightly, and said shyly, "Then can you be with me?"
"I didn't cause trouble..." Qi Sha knelt beside her, and said with a daughter-in-law look on her face, "I just want to get along with you..."
"What do you think?" Pei Yi blushed, pretending to be tough and said in a rough voice, "Don't think about it!"
Qi Sha lowered his head in aggrieved manner, and knelt silently beside her, motionless.
Pei Yi suddenly felt that since the trick of "struggling with violence and fighting hatred" didn't work, she had to think of other tricks.
Soon, the reason came to his lips.
Pei Yi silently brewed for a while.
She softened her tone on purpose, and tried to persuade her earnestly: "Wu Jiu, you are from the royal family of the Chu family. In the future, you will be in the state of Chu, and I will be in the Great Zhou Dynasty. We will be separated from each other. What kind of friendship will we talk about?"
Qisha couldn't stand the word "Chu State" as soon as he heard it.
He suddenly raised his head, stared angrily at his sweetheart, and complained full of grievances: "You really want to send me away all the time!"
Pei Yi's head hurts.
She defended tiredly: "I didn't mean that..."
"That's what you mean!" Qisha looked at her sadly, and retorted wittily, "You told me before: 'If you are not of my race, your heart must be different'. Now you just think that I You are not from the same nationality as you, you look down on me, and you refuse to be nice to me!"
Pei Yi was speechless.
This is a question of "whether you want to be friends" that can be involved in everything, right?
After coaxing for a long time, but the other party kept losing his temper and being obsessive, Pei Yi couldn't help getting angry, and scolded impatiently: "Pei Wugui!"
Qi Sha was timid immediately, straightened his waist, put his hands on his thighs, knelt and sat upright, with a cowardly expression on his face, not at all the aggressive aura just now.
Pei Yi couldn't help but find it funny seeing him admitting cowardly so quickly.
She suppressed a smile and comforted her, "Wu Yu, I have never looked down on you. You are not allowed to stab me with such words again."
Qi Sha nodded obediently, and said with a look of shame: "Got it."
Seeing that he was so obedient, Pei Yi couldn't help but soften her tone, and patiently explained: "You are the royal family of the Chu Kingdom, and I am the nobleman of the Great Zhou Dynasty. We are on one side, and it is impossible for us to be together all the time in the future. What are you talking about?"
Qi Sha tilted his head to look at her, and asked in a low voice, aggrieved: "Why can't we get along?"
Pei Yi was amused by his appearance, and teased: "How can you get along with each other?"
Seven kills began to think seriously.
After a while, his eyes lit up, and he suggested in a low voice very excitedly: "Isn't it fine if you annex Chu?"
Pei Yi was stunned, as if she had heard the Arabian Nights.
Qi Sha felt that the plan was very feasible, and happily suggested: "Sanlang, you must be the Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty. In the future, you will annex the Chu State and marry me as the emperor's husband~"
Pei Yi's jaw almost dropped from shock.
This future emperor of Chu, who is said to have almost ruled the country in the original book, fantasized about being her imperial husband in the future.
She really wanted to see what kind of weird stuff was going on in this big guy's little head.
Swallow Chu State?
Marry the imperial husband?
Fortunately, he figured it out...
(end of this chapter)