Chapter 68 You look like my mother-in-law
Hearing Ye Qingge's words, the man was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect her to say that, and when he looked up at her expression, he didn't seem to be lying.
The man was startled.
broken!
Has she really taken a fancy to me? Although I am suave and suave, I am handsome and handsome, and I am worth a lot of money, and my wealth is astonishing.
A woman who likes me is like a crucian carp in a river, but I can't really just take a woman home casually.
And she was a woman who beat people very hard.
No, no, no, I must never let her entangle me.
The expression on the man's face has changed several times, and it seems that his inner drama is very rich.
Ye Qingge just looked at him quietly without speaking.
"Girl, I know you are a good girl, but I'm really not a good match. To be honest, I already have a lot of wives and concubines in my family. I really can't delay the girl."
The man clasped his fists together, his flirtatious appearance was no longer present, but now he looked serious.
There is no concealment in the words, as if he is really a very noble person.
Ye Qingge smiled half a smile, looking at the man who looked like a righteous man.
This kind of man has been around in the 23rd century. He talks sweetly when teasing you, but once you really like him, he finds you annoying and avoids you like a snake.
The best way to deal with this kind of man is when he flirts with you, you immediately show an attitude of "I want to go home with you", and scare him away at the first wave.
Like now.
But she hasn't finished her earthy love story yet.
"So what if you have a wife and concubine? I fell in love with you at first sight, and I think you look like one of my relatives."
"who?"
"My mother's son-in-law."
…
The man is completely stupid.
He thinks that he has lived among the flowers, not a single leaf touches his body, but he also feels that he seems to have provoked a ruthless character that should not be provoked.
So much so that I accidentally coughed excitedly, so the blood on my chest that hadn't stopped was bleeding even crazier now.
Seeing that his face seemed to be getting paler, Ye Qingge curled up his lips and slowly squatted down.
Before the man was unprepared, a pair of small hands pulled the man's clothes.
"You... what are you going to do?"
The man was shocked. Although he considered himself a master at picking flowers, it was the first time that a woman took the initiative to pull his clothes off.
Usually he takes the initiative to pull other people's clothes.
"What are you doing? What do you think I want to do?"
Ye Qingge looked at the man with a half-smile, and gently hooked the man's chin with the peach blossom in his hand.
A proper gesture of flirting with good women and men.
The man couldn't help but slip his Adam's apple, isn't it, are all you Daxiao women so enthusiastic and unrestrained?
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt a pain in the wound on my chest, like a needle prick.
"what did you do to me?"
The man's tone was no longer as natural and calm as before, but a bit imperceptibly tense.
After a while, the man felt some changes in his body.
He was pleasantly surprised at the last moment, because he felt that his bleeding wound didn't hurt anymore.
The next moment he was startled because he couldn't move his arms either.
"What do you think?" Ye Qingge still had a lazy expression.
However, the next moment, her eyes changed, and she looked at the man with resentment, and said in a sad voice: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree."
Trying to imitate Li Mochou's expression and behavior in the TV series, Ye Qingge felt that he had at least eight points of authenticity.
Although it is a love poem that I have never heard of, the man has experienced many battles and can immediately hear the highlights.
The expression on his face can almost be described by Bai Zhantang's emoji: an embarrassed yet polite smile.
At this time, you are not familiar with it again? Wasn't it pleasant when you flirted just now?
Ye Qingge complained in his heart, but there was still a resentful expression on his face.
"Since you got my heart and left it like a shoe, then I will..." Ye Qingge deliberately paused at this point, and then slowly said: "...sew a few stitches on your chest .”
Ye Qingge said that he had more sewing tools in his hands, and then slowly moved his hands under the man's shocked expression.
I'm a big fuck!
This woman is so mentally ill, what is she doing?
She sewed me up as clothes?
Is this a type of the Great Xiao criminal law? Is it witchcraft? Are you trying to torture me to death a little bit?
Why did I say those flirtatious things today? And then a psychopath is brought in?
"Girl, girl, you have to calm down, we have no grievances in the past, and we have no grievances in the near future, why do you want to do this?"
"Or what do you want? I can have everything else except me"
The man's mentality almost collapsed. While watching Ye Qingge stitch and mend his body, he controlled his emotions and bargained.
"Except for you? But I think you are the cheapest person. The jade hairpin on your head and the jade pendant on your waist are very expensive. Are you sure you want to give up the cheapest and give me the expensive ones?"
Ye Qingge smiled, but did not relax his hands, and continued to fly the needle.
The man frowned, always feeling like she was scolding him, but he had no proof.
"If the girl likes this hairpin and jade pendant, let's take it as a token of love... No, it's a parting souvenir."... It's best not to see each other again in the future!
The man always speaks mainly flirtatiously, so he almost didn't change his words. Fortunately, he changed the road in a hurry in the end, otherwise this woman might have really gotten involved.
At that time, if he can't handle it alone, will this mentally ill woman stab his top or bottom?
But not long after, when Ye Qingge finished the last stitch, the man found that his wound was no longer bleeding?
So, she is saving herself?
It's just that the sewing is too ugly, right? It looks like a big centipede.
The man's eyes changed several times, and finally a flash of understanding flashed across them.
"Girl, let me bluntly say that you, a female celebrity, have to practice."
After confirming that his life was not in danger, the man's mouth began to be dishonest again.
"If the young master marries a young girl and goes home, I will definitely learn this female celebrity for the young master. From now on, I will sew on the young master's body every day, such as mandarin ducks playing in the water, flying swallows, and the little girl will be arranged for you."
Ye Qingge pretended to be shy and said.
"If that's the case? The girl won't feel a little distressed?"
The corners of the man's lips curled up, and he raised his eyebrows to look at Ye Qingge.
That expression is ruffian and handsome, very provocative.
Is he out of his mind? Or has your anesthetic expired? Had a side effect?
Ye Qingge didn't speak this time, but just looked at the man seriously.
Just now, she avoided her like a snake and scorpion, scared her half to death, and now she is flirting again?
Does this mean that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and forgets the pain when the scar is healed?
But I have to say that his skin is really good, and he has the capital to make girls crazy.
Combined with this superb method of flirting with girls, it really is...not in the entertainment circle, what a pity.
"My heart hurts, of course it is. And I found that the young master has gained weight again, and the weight in my heart is even heavier."
Ye Qingge looked at the man with big watery eyes, waiting for his face to change drastically, begging for mercy in fright.
Unexpectedly, the man smiled the next moment, and the evil, charming and wild smile was very provocative.
"If that's the case, it would be my blessing. Today, the girl was saved. I don't want to thank you, so I agreed with my body. It just so happens that the girl likes me too, why don't we accomplish something beautiful?"
The man flicked the hair on his shoulder, if it wasn't for the effect of the anesthetic, his neck would be a little stiff.
Then this action was originally very cool.
(end of this chapter)